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JollyRoger
Joined: 12 Jul 2005
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Location: NZ
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 Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:49 am Post subject: New Kid on the Block |
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G'day mates. Nice set up you have here, kudos to the admin. Thought I might like to set up house and introduce myself.
I'm a 20 year old highly hetrosexual (thus my love for this site) Kiwi bloke. I sadly wasnt in LotR  No horse. I live in Waimate but truck back and forth to Christchurch as way of employment. Serves me right for not going to Uni.
We've finally gotten the Barmy Army out of our hair and sent the Lions back with their tails between their legs. Poor old Clive would have rather chewed his arm off than admit we whooped their arse.
Backtracking - I'm a rugby fanatic. LotR is the only other obsession that comes close.
Other than that, I'm fairly boring.
Cheers
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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Holy shit, it fairly echoes in here. Well hot damn Roger, let me be the first, (and this is a first for me), to welcome you to the seventh circle of ....I mean Open Scrolls Archive, home of the Pervy Elf Fanciers and some other people who I just can't seem to recall...Oh and Nancy. She's the in house grammar Nazi. She gets really randy if, you; abuse...punctuation/alot! Seriously? It} makes\her upper: lip' sweat.
We have a hamster running around loose here somewhere, looks kinda like this, , if she bothers you, give her a noogie on the nose and she will go away.
Let me be the first to give you the heads up on peeps here. Never lend Do your pencil, I think she eats them so consider it a gift. Space can answer any question ranging from basic etiquette to quantuum physics, just don't give her caffeine or you will be responsible for peeling her off the ceiling. The rather frantic woman with the feather boa and the kicky beret is Scribe, we try and keep her medicated but she often palms it and passes it on to Rocheron which explains an awful lot. Al is a heavy proponent of the hookah but she makes cool avi's when she's stoned. See Inglor if you need a 12 step program and Shan will be along soon to discuss the locker room rules. Binka makes lovely jewelry fashioned from safety pins with her feet, (poor thing has no arms, types with her face don'tcha know). Then there is the heavily lubed with alcohol, Howdy committee who will be along shortly to lynch me for saying...
Howdy Roger, and Welcome to Osa 
By the way, if you're into the smuttier side of Tolkien, stop by and visit teh pr0n committee in the V. V. We're always eager to have new vict...members.
And don't forget: reap, refute and rape.....no no, plead, renew and flake....god dammit, lather rinse repeat?
I got it! Read, Review, Rate! 
 Ghetto Big Pimpn' Elleth
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Robbie
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Joined: 22 Jun 2003
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Location: Sydney, Australia.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:17 am Post subject: Re: New Kid on the Block |
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| JollyRoger wrote: | We've finally gotten the Barmy Army out of our hair and sent the Lions back with their tails between their legs. Poor old Clive would have rather chewed his arm off than admit we whooped their arse.
Backtracking - I'm a rugby fanatic. |
Damned shame about the World Cup, though, wasn't it? Didn't even make it to the finals, if I recall correctly? 
Oh, and welcome!
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JollyRoger
Joined: 12 Jul 2005
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Location: NZ
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:09 am Post subject: Re: New Kid on the Block |
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Damned shame about the World Cup, though, wasn't it? Didn't even make it to the finals, if I recall correctly?
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Yeah, your players weren't so delicate then. Really, I'd be embarassed. With O'Driscoll out in the first minute and poor little Wilkinson not having Carter's golden foot you guys didn't stand a chance. Until of course they resorted to biting. |
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Yavanie
Joined: 02 Jun 2004
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Location: Texas
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:31 am Post subject: |
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Well nothin' like being outted by the girl from the ghetto!!!
Well, let me just be the SECOND then to say HOWDY!
And from another one of the blokes around here, my hubby Rocheron {HOWDY DAMMIT - from way in the back of the house}.
that said, this is a fantastic place to be. And it's a good thing you don't have a horse at the moment, the PHLF (pervy horselord fanciers) have been out with their whips recently.
Seriously though, this is a great bunch of geeks, welcome to the nuthouse.
Resorting to biting? I thought that was just boxing in America!
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NancyBrooke
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Joined: 11 May 2003
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:50 am Post subject: Re: New Kid on the Block |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Oh and Nancy. She's the in house grammar Nazi. |
That would be me (but ix-nay on the azi-nay); just a gal whose best friend is a little red pencil and whose brain seems to be on permanent vacation in Gondor. Everyone else is just jealous because I know how to properly use a semi-colon.
Welcome, Rog. Nice to have another guy around. Are you a writer, as well as a reader? or just come for a good chat?
| ghettoelleth wrote: | | She gets really randy if, you; abuse...punctuation/alot! Seriously? It} makes\her upper: lip' sweat. |
 You make my mouse hand twitch, Ghetto, you really do ... but I loves ya t'any way.
| JollyRoger wrote: | | Robbie wrote: | | Damned shame about the World Cup, though, wasn't it? Didn't even make it to the finals, if I recall correctly? |
Yeah, your players weren't so delicate then. Really, I'd be embarassed. With O'Driscoll out in the first minute and poor little Wilkinson not having Carter's golden foot you guys didn't stand a chance. Until of course they resorted to biting. |
Geez, and I thought Elvish was hard to understand ... 
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Shanalir
Joined: 27 Feb 2005
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Location: Umm, anyone seen my map?
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:53 am Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | ....Shan will be along soon to discuss the locker room rules. |
*swings into tap dance routine*.......And here I is!!! *stops dancing, as people begin to leave* OK, OK so I can't dance. Two left flippers, not my fault.
Hello, Roger! Welcome to OSA. I am Shanalir, AKA Shan, AKA crazy girl with the color problems.  I run the localL Sense of Humour Lost & Found and Locker Room. If you lose your sense of humour, come see us. If you forget it, we have loaners available, now with warning labels. (In case you really don't want to borrow one that can't do anything but make corny hick jokes.  I don't even want to know who abandoned that one here.) The Locker Room is for temporary storage of your sense of humour, in the event that it's out of control and you want to be angsty or something. We're currently drawing up plans for additional locker rooms. We should eventually have one each for your Sense of Angst, Sense of Drama and Sense of Confusion. We're starting to draw up plans and decide which one we're building first.
There. That's my spiel. Welcome and have fun here! 
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Neniel
Joined: 29 Dec 2004
Posts: 147
Location: Hiding from the men in white. Contrary to common belief, psychiatrists are *very* sneaky people
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*pokes head from behind a pile of monster-books* Hi! Guess I'm just left representing us poor tortured/enslaved/damned students that are still having exams in mid-July!!!!
*takes deep breath and stops screaming* Sorry, had a lapse back there...
Anyways, I'm sure you'll find there are some pretty cool people around here, what with the Howdy club and everything! ^_^ So, welcome on board!
*walks away muttering about nutty uni professors*
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NeumeIndil
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
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Location: St. Louis, Missouri, USA
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Hello. Recently new myself but wanted to add my salutations to the pile. This is an awesome bunch of people, if you appreciate a good dose of weirdness with your morning coffee. Oh and the fic's good too. See ya' round the boards.
Neume
Oh, and Neni: Good luck w/ exams. I'm sending you kharmic coffee to keep awake and studying.
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Alassante
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Al is a heavy proponent of the hookah but she makes cool avi's when she's stoned. |
What's really scary is that this is just me - high on life.
Wow!!! Another man on the site??? What are we up to now - five? How awesome. Woohoo.
JollyRoger - let me apologize in advance the extreme amounts of smut on this site. We love it. We cannot help it. If we don't read it regularly, we start to twitch. I cannot even go into what Ghetto did to her cat - its too sad. And now she scares the Hamster away all of the time.
Despite Ghetto's little "outing" of the nuts - she is chief nut. 
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HamsterofDOOM
Joined: 12 May 2005
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Location: I\'m stuck in a bucket!
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | We have a hamster running around loose here somewhere, looks kinda like this, , if she bothers you, give her a noogie on the nose and she will go away.
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Eep! Not my nose!
Well I better make my hello's quick or I'll be tackled!
Hey there JollyRoger, nice to have another one on board. But please don't feed the authors, just give them a review and don't make any sudden movements. Anyway see you around.
*scurries back into the hole in the wall, but is too fat and gets stuck*
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JollyRoger
Joined: 12 Jul 2005
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Location: NZ
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:36 pm Post subject: Re: New Kid on the Block |
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What an interesting group of ladies. Robbie not included, even though he is a Lions fan. 
Thank you all for your warm but somewhat disconcerting welcome.
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Welcome, Rog. Nice to have another guy around. Are you a writer, as well as a reader? or just come for a good chat? |
I'm actually painfully new to the whole fanfiction thing. Since becoming involved its been mostly reading/research assistance. I'm sure I can't write to save my life.
| Quote: | | Wow!!! Another man on the site??? What are we up to now - five? How awesome. Woohoo. |
Uh, would that be five out of the 1,973?  |
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Alassante
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:56 pm Post subject: Re: New Kid on the Block |
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| Quote: | | Wow!!! Another man on the site??? What are we up to now - five? How awesome. Woohoo. |
Uh, would that be five out of the 1,973? |
Yeah but don't worry - we lavish lots of attention on the men cause there are so few!  Ask Inglor.
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LadyofRohan
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Location: The Plains of Rohan...er...Kansas
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | that said, this is a fantastic place to be. And it's a good thing you don't have a horse at the moment, the PHLF (pervy horselord fanciers) have been out with their whips recently. |
I'm sure I don't know what you are talking about. All the PHLF I have met on this site have been classy, demure ladies with gentle manners, much like myself.
Oh, my avie? I can explain... You see, Alassante....well, it's probably all downhill from there.
| Quote: | | Seriously though, this is a great bunch of geeks, welcome to the nuthouse. |
Reality is for people who can't handle Middle Earth.
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Alassante
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Let me warn you before I get blamed for another wiped out monitor (just cause some cannot hold their coffee in while laughing is not my fault ), be warned that if you consume beverages while reading the forums, writers of said forums are not responsible for any spewing moments.  One day the PCs might get even too.
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