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Leila



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:09 am    Post subject: Caption Competition: Haldir Reply with quote



http://www.elvishcostume.org/images/haldir.jpg

Here's a new pic. Have at it.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Elf on the left: "Haldir...all of those crazed human ladies' screams are scaring me...I think I need to go and get another pair of pants..."

Elf on the right: "I think those girls are coming toward Haldir since Legolas is leaving already."

Haldir: "Crap..."

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town there's no - need - to - be - un - hap - py. "
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haldir: " YES, I could have shot him in the dark!!!"
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haldir: Lady Galadriel, I brought you some new statues for the garden.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haldir: Who is that crazed woman attacking all the maidens?

Steve: Mora, my lord. Do not make eye contact with her. She will take that as a sign of aggression.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haldir: All right 'guests', no teasing the Wardens. That means no going up and cracking jokes about their tracking skills, no trying to see what they wear underneath their leggings and no trying to get them to crack a smile with Bart Simpson impersonations.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yavanie Posted: 03 Oct 2004 09:43 Post subject:

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Haldir: " YES, I could have shot him in the dark!!!"


Now that is funny!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I take no credit for this one, it is completely my boyfriend's idea:

"Haldir is turned away by the bouncers at Caras Galadhon, but it looks like he's found something more interesting..."
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whoops. I think we should retreat, now.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MaglorRedeemed wrote:
Haldir: Lady Galadriel, I brought you some new statues for the garden.


ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haldir: "Oh no, it's Legolas coming over here to brag about how prettier his hair is compared to mine."


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haldir : Moralanqua requests the company of Steve? Who is Steve?

OR

"No, Steve, Do me!"

For someone who is not terribly fond of slash, I seem to have a mind for it when I've had a Fat Tire or two!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Andreth wrote:
Haldir: Who is that crazed woman attacking all the maidens?

Steve: Mora, my lord. Do not make eye contact with her. She will take that as a sign of aggression.


Snort! I did not see this until after I'd written mine! ROFL Bunny

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