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Jurio



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:05 pm    Post subject: Um.. where is the bathroom? Reply with quote

*Looks around* darn spell it must have gone wrong again.Embarassed

Oh well that is what I get for not learning latin. Since I have been sent here by a spell gone hay wire I shall introduce myself.

I am the mystical magical jellybean stealer!

Okay let me see *picks up an eye and puts it in my eye socket.* Okay I like a little bit of everything. My favorite characters are; in no specific order

Maeglin
Cirdan
Witch King of Angmar
Oropher
Rumil
Gimli
Legolas
Faramir
Boromir
Namo
Ulmo
Bilbo
Glorfindel
Elros
Haldir
Orphin
Eomer
Sam
Merry
Pippin

You get the idea. I have an inane curiosity of the difference between male and female dwarves. I never really did understand that. Aside from the obvious ones of course.

*walks off the stage thinking about all the possible differences.*

Idea What if the only difference is the obvious ones! Does that mean that Gimli migh be a girl? Outta here

That is one scary thought.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome, Jurio!

It's been rather quiet here of late but I imagine it was the end of term exams, then the Christmas rush, etc. It's annoying when RL intrudes on our hobbies.

Mind leaving some of the red jellybeans? I don't mind the blueberry ones either.

do.

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Jurio



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, you can have some of them. Holds out a bag that has hundreds of red and blueberry jellybeans in them.

*looks across the room of angry people* Eeep.
Hiding behind the sofa

when they are not expecting an attack
Machine Gun


For those of you that I didn't steal jellybeans from. Cheers!
Beer
I will always share my stolen jellybeans. Unless I stole them from you. Because then I am scared of you taking all my jellybeans.

*Patrols jellybean hideout.*

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome! Am similarly interested in gender differences among dwarves. Have any fic recs? Also, there are many many delicious Maeglin fics here. Feel free to, ah, dive in. Smile
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Jurio



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will read anything that I find interesting and is decently written.

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there are many many delicious Maeglin fics here. Feel free to, ah, dive in.


I guess I will just have to read some now won't I? Very Happy Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome here!!!!

Ooo Maeglin, yes, I love writing him. Spaceweavil can cater you for some awesome Wicthking of Angmar fic, Viv knows how to write dwarves. Neume and Zee is for the Rohirrim, Trekqueen has a fab story featuring Glorfindel... *thinks* Well I think you will find plenty of that here!

Have a great time reading and writing! Hello

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks Like I have much to choose from.

When I find a plot bunny wedged in my head I shall start writing! Bunny

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:52 am    Post subject: Re: Um.. where is the bathroom? Reply with quote

Jurio wrote:


Maeglin
Cirdan
Witch King of Angmar
Oropher
Rumil
Gimli
Legolas
Faramir
Boromir
Namo
Ulmo
Bilbo
Glorfindel
Elros
Haldir
Orphin
Eomer
Sam
Merry
Pippin


Good choices! NancyBrooke is definately the Boromir woman. And Space for WiKi fiction. There are so many good stories here on the the elves I cannot even recommend them all. I have one thats AU and elf based too with Glorfindel and the twins mainly. Very Happy I think some of the top stories are about Eomer and Haldir and Legolas fiction is abundant. SilverMoonLady is our hobbit guru. Rhapsody is mainly first age/silmarillion characters but has some hobbity ones too. Just cruise around and you'll find some great fictions on here.

Welcome to OSA, my most favorite of all LOTR archives!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alassante wrote:
NancyBrooke is definately the Boromir woman ...
Welcome to OSA, my most favorite of all LOTR archives!

Why, thanks for the props, Al Embarassed ( Twisted Evil ), and let me second (and third and fourth) the welcome.

Hey now, Curio, I have a fic rec for you (and for you, Sweet Viv). Our dear and oft absent Eyborg's most recent contribution was a lovely little fic from the persepective of Kili's wife, Embla, on the eve of his leaving for the Lonely Mountain. Eyborg really does a great job of getting into the head of a dwarf woman there, so it might go some distance into answering your questions. Enjoy - Tonight We Are Alive.

Jurio wrote:
I guess I will just have to read some now won't I? Very Happy Laughing

And review! Always review ...

Jurio wrote:
When I find a plot bunny wedged in my head I shall start writing! Bunny

And, if your head is empty, as it were, you can find some here: The Bunny Nursery section of the Forum.

Cheers, Beers and jellybeans, then

~NB

Oh! And I just can't let this get by without a mention:
Rhapsody wrote:
Ooo Maeglin, yes, I love writing him.
Nice SSP! Subtlety thy name is Rhapsody ... Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NancyBrooke wrote:
Oh! And I just can't let this get by without a mention:
Rhapsody wrote:
Ooo Maeglin, yes, I love writing him.
Nice SSP! Subtlety thy name is Rhapsody ... Cool


LOL! You know that when writing the Finweans, all subtlety goes out of the window. Celegorm even didn't let me fix the typo's. Quite demanding muses, fierce too Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Cheers, Beers and jellybeans, then


I humbly thank you for the above items. Especially the jellybeans. It gets old always having to steal them! Twisted Evil

I shall read and review Tonight we are Alive. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jurio the New wrote:

I humbly thank you for the above items. Especially the jellybeans. It gets old always having to steal them! Twisted Evil



Welcome Jurio! So far, looks like you're having a lot of fun. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

welcome!

I better tell hubby to hide his box of jellybeans he got from Costco recently. He walks around with the jar tucked in the crook of his arm now. Very Happy

and thanks Rhapsy for the rec promoting. ^_^ Jurio, we all get a bit nutty when encouraged so newbies always get us in a good mood. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

trekqueen wrote:
I better tell hubby to hide his box of jellybeans he got from Costco recently. He walks around with the jar tucked in the crook of his arm now.Very Happy


Darn! Looks like I am a little to late! Evil or Very Mad That's okay there has to be someone else I can take some from. *looks around* Guess not everyone is protecting there jelly beans! Sad

I am leaving now. I warn that I will be returning so your jellybeans will not be save forever! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are no more jellybeans! Twisted Evil
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