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Love At Sunrise (NC-17)
by mistybutterfly.

Chapters [1]
Reviews [9]
Wed May 11, 2005 9:09 pm

Okay, I'm still waiting for someone to write a fic about Gimli with the line: "Gimli stood to remove his leggings and she heard a dull thud on the floor...."
Poor Gimli, this is really ewwww, gross, hilarious. You're my kinda gal Misty!
 
 
...and I will follow you, my Captain (PG-13)
by RobinKa.

Chapters [1]
Reviews [15]
Warnings [Violence; character death]
Wed May 11, 2005 7:04 pm

Oh Binka. This is the absolute best thing you have written honey. I need a tissue. The language is so fluid its absolutely poetic my dear. So very terrible it literally made me cry. What a heartbreaking telling of Helm's Deep. One of the best I've ever read. Chapeau bas X trois my little friend. You just keep on amazing me with your command of the english language. Now teach me how to write fic in Polish!
Jesxxx
 
 
Morning Encounters (NC-17)
by Alassante.

Chapters [1]
Reviews [10]
Warnings [Implied stuff]
Tue May 10, 2005 7:51 pm

Hehe, them nordy twins. This was funny and for some stupid reason, I wasn't expecting it. Ahh, the gift of foresight, or even hindsight for that matter, still eludes me. Very funny.
 
 
Knives in the Dark (G)
by SpaceWeavil.

Chapters [1]
Reviews [13]
Warnings [silliness]
Tue May 10, 2005 7:50 pm

Man, I was all feeling sorry for poor ole Butterbur, thinking wow, Space, what an insightful drabble. LMAO you are too funny. This is the second day in a row you made me spit whilst reading. You know, my insurance policy on the house does not say acts of demonic bastards name Irving with one eye....
 
 
The Morning After (NC-17)
by rohanion.

Chapters [1]
Reviews [5]
Warnings [naked Eomer!]
Tue May 10, 2005 6:40 pm

Grrrrrrrr, he-man Eomer sex. Hehe, kinda says it all about Eomer, doesn't it. Very sexy but it made my nipples itch. lol
 
 
The Sun can Wait (NC-17)
by Vilwarin.

Chapters [1]
Reviews [6]
Tue May 10, 2005 6:38 pm

hehe, sexy Aragorn and Arwen. I really liked this, its very different. I'm used to reading about Arwen's disappointment in Aragorn as a lover so this was really a nice, sexy change.
 
 
Sweet Torture (NC-17)
by Texasgirl.

Chapters [1]
Reviews [8]
Warnings [descriptive sex]
Mon May 09, 2005 9:03 pm

Holy crap TG!!! I need a shower, and a bat, I'm gonna smack her! That was very very yummy stuff girl.
 
 
City of Gondor (G)
by Saoirse.

Chapters [1]
Reviews [3]
Mon May 09, 2005 5:02 pm

This was really nice Soarise. Really sad to think he won't ever see it again though. Lovely desciption and, I've never been so I didn't know about the...rock, lol. I love your wording and you managed to fit in alot of imagery while still using so many names. Very nice indeed.
 
 
Grey Havens (R)
by SpaceWeavil.

Chapters [8]
Reviews [19]
Warnings [implied sexual content]
Mon May 09, 2005 4:55 pm

Dammit, I just spit chocolate EVERYWHERE! OMG Space, that was the funniest freakin' line I have read in a long time. The Silvan elleth indeed...... Good lord. Got me away from the fact that I was getting upset cuz this chapter was so short! grrrr. OH please hurry and let me know what happens. Poor Poor Cirdan. I was so sad and bummed. But now I'm going to be laughing all damn day, that was the greatest line! And by the way, I can still see the whole place, clear as day, and now the caves and cliffs too. This is such a wonderful story.
Jesxxx
 
 
Final Assault (G)
by SpaceWeavil.

Chapters [1]
Reviews [4]
Sun May 08, 2005 1:43 am

I'm an arsenal, I thought I reviewed this yesterday, sorry. Well, it gave me the creeps. I was just reading about the first king of rohan dude and the white mist and this was creepier. Just scary to think of leaving Lorien to go into that scary ass place. Sad, and heeby jeeby raising. So, you did your job, now come read me a happy story so I don't have nightmares. Shocked smiley face