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The Pants Game (G)   Average 3.2Average 3.2Average 3.2(5)
Drabble. Supposed to be funny. :)
 

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Published: 27 Aug 2006 -:- Updated: 27 Aug 2006
Chapters [1] -:- Words [330] -:- Type [Humour] -:- Drabble -:- Principal Characters [Aragorn; Legolas] -:- Reviews [10] -:- Category [Tolkien - Lord of the Rings]
WHAT?!? (G) WIP  Average 4.5Average 4.5Average 4.5Average 4.5Average 4.5(2)
Just a fun little drabble designed (hopefully) to make people laugh. Based extremely loosely on the Monty Python "Dead Parrot" sketch.
 

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Published: 27 Aug 2006 -:- Updated: 27 Aug 2006
Chapters [1] -:- Words [123] -:- Type [General] -:- Principal Characters [Legolas; Aragorn] -:- Reviews [5] -:- Category [Tolkien - Lord of the Rings]
Notes on Cynicism, Immortality, and Women (R) WIP 
AHHHHHHHH!!! What? Do you want a nice, quiet little Legomance where the FC wears her heart on her sleeve and spews verbal declarations of undying love and fluffy-bunny feelings??!!??!!?? I can't do it! I can't write it! Suck it up, buttercup! Be a Manly-Warrior Woman, and instead of exchanging languidly passionate kisses, exchange rib-shattering blows and hateful remarks! I guarantee, there will be no giving up immortality / happy little marriage at the end of this continuity nightmare.
 

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Published: 30 Jul 2006 -:- Updated: 01 Sep 2006
Chapters [1] -:- Words [25] -:- Type [Action/adventure] -:- Warnings [AU] -:- Principal Characters [Legolas] -:- Reviews [2] -:- Category [Tolkien - Alternate Universe (AU)]