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LotR Scraps (PG) WIP  Average 3Average 3Average 3(1)
Where indiscriminant LotR stuff is hoarded.
SCRAP 1 - CAST IT INTO THE FIRE - What really happened in the Cracks of Doom? Elrond’s half-mortal brain may be faulty…
SCRAP 2 - MATTERS OF NONSENSE - Legolas attempts to imitate one of the stranger habits of his mortal companions…
 

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Published: 02 Jun 2011 -:- Updated: 06 Sep 2013
Chapters [2] -:- Words [1,671] -:- Type [Humour] -:- Principal Characters [Gandalf; Elrond; Galdor; Legolas; Boromir] -:- Reviews [0] -:- Category [Tolkien - Lord of the Rings (Movieverse)]
The Ottyssey (PG)   Average 4Average 4Average 4Average 4(3)
After a freak accident involving a tongue and a voltmeter, I find myself facedown in Arda dirt in the body of a water-weasel. With nothing better to do, I take on the burden of making the Fellowship’s lives miserable.
 

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Published: 07 Sep 2010 -:- Updated: 14 Oct 2010
Chapters [13] -:- Words [34,217] -:- Type [Humour] -:- Principal Characters [Frodo; Gandalf; Galdor; Bill the Pony; Sam] -:- Reviews [3] -:- Category [Tolkien - Alternate Universe (AU)]
The Shipwright Shrugs (G)   Average 4Average 4Average 4Average 4(2)
Short whatnots and nonsense about Círdan, spanning from Cuiviénen to Forever.
5 -- Waiting: Nowë makes four promises to his brother. 500 words fixed length.
 

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Published: 25 Jul 2010 -:- Updated: 19 Aug 2012
Chapters [5] -:- Words [5,645] -:- Type [Humour] -:- Principal Characters [Cirdan; Thingol; Sauron; Yavanna; Finrod] -:- Reviews [7] -:- Category [Tolkien - The Silmarillion]
Just a Short Smoke (G)   Average 5Average 5Average 5Average 5Average 5(1)
Saruman is not the only member of the Wise with a secret.
 

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Published: 19 Jul 2010 -:- Updated: 19 Jul 2010
Chapters [1] -:- Words [2,599] -:- Type [Humour] -:- Principal Characters [Saruman; Gandalf; Cirdan; Elrond] -:- Reviews [2] -:- Category [Tolkien - Lord of the Rings]
Thou Master of Mischief (G)   Average 3.5Average 3.5Average 3.5Average 3.5(2)
Círdan gives a commentary on the Noldor princes, Lúthien has an idea, and Thingol throws pillows.
 

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Published: 04 Jul 2010 -:- Updated: 04 Jul 2010
Chapters [1] -:- Words [2,024] -:- Type [Humour] -:- Principal Characters [Cirdan; Thingol; Luthien; Melian] -:- Reviews [1] -:- Category [Tolkien - The Silmarillion]
Of Cabbages and Elves (PG)   Average 4Average 4Average 4Average 4(2)
The Gamgee household receives two unexpected and hungry visitors. Sam would prefer to play host, but his mayoralty propels him into a mystery of a missing Bywater lad, and he finds that even after 14 years, Sharkey’s crimes still have echoes.
 

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Published: 26 May 2010 -:- Updated: 15 Dec 2013
Chapters [3] -:- Words [10,931] -:- Type [Mystery] -:- Principal Characters [Sam; Rosie; Legolas; Gimli; Gamgee children] -:- Reviews [2] -:- Category [Tolkien - Lord of the Rings]
The Stars That Varda Made (G)   Average 3.6Average 3.6Average 3.6Average 3.6(5)
Varda kindled the stars and set them into patterns. Many of these stars the Professor named in Elvish, but which real-life stars was he referring to?
 

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Published: 02 May 2009 -:- Updated: 02 May 2009
Chapters [1] -:- Words [3,061] -:- Type [General] -:- Reviews [3] -:- Category [Tolkien - Reality Bytes]
Orc Talk! (PG)  
Young Legolas learns a new word, and his brother learns to be more prudent. MEFA 2008 Nominee.
 

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Published: 21 Apr 2009 -:- Updated: 21 Apr 2009
Chapters [1] -:- Words [1,774] -:- Type [Humour] -:- Principal Characters [Legolas; Thranduil] -:- Reviews [0] -:- Category [Tolkien - Lord of the Rings]
A Trinket Exchanged (G)   Average 4Average 4Average 4Average 4(1)
Two Elf-princes barter away a mithril shirt. But Dwarves are cunning bargainers, and in the end, just *who* really profits?
 

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Published: 18 Apr 2009 -:- Updated: 18 Apr 2009
Chapters [1] -:- Words [1,996] -:- Type [Humour] -:- Principal Characters [Legolas; Thranduil; Dwarves] -:- Reviews [0] -:- Category [Tolkien - Lord of the Rings]
Hidden Watcher (G)   Average 4Average 4Average 4Average 4(2)
In Moria, Legolas takes his watch and something watches him. MEFA 2008 nominee.
 

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Published: 18 Apr 2009 -:- Updated: 18 Apr 2009
Chapters [1] -:- Words [731] -:- Type [Drama] -:- Principal Characters [Legolas; Aragorn; Gollum] -:- Reviews [1] -:- Category [Tolkien - Lord of the Rings]