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Title: Shelob: More Letters from Mordor (#1795)
Author: Viv
Chapters: 1

Archive: Tolkien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Description: Bad-girl of the Cirith Ungol sends chatty missive to her relations.
For OSA Drabble Challenge#5: Bad Boy (or Girl!)
Published: 15 Apr 2005
Updated: 15 Apr 2005
Warnings: 
Type: Humour
Characters: Shelob


Chapter 1 - Letters from Mordor

Dearest Arachne,

Hope you are enjoying your new home in the north. Beleriand it is not, but we ingest what we must. Have you tried that restaurant beyond the river, Cavesomething I think it’s called? I ate there once, though the service was vile. 

New neighbor to the east is a nightmare, thanks for asking. Property values have plummeted, and All-Night-Elves no longer delivers. Plus blurting smoke from mountaintop violates homeowners’ association bylaws. Yes, am pondering suitable revenge.

Must go now; dinner has arrived (new delivery boy; will let you know how that goes!).

Secretions and kisses,

Your mummy,
Shelob 


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AN: Alassante, thanks for encouraging me to write a Shelob piece. Inglor, the Mordor Parcel Service appreciates your continued support.
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