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Title: Too Sexy (#1266)
Author: NiennaNir
Chapters: 1

Archive: Tolkien
Category: Bombadil's Corner
Description: 'Middle-Earth's Greatest Hits' series. (Parody) Blatantly borrowed from 'Right Said Fred' *The author is not responsible if you fall out of your chair laughing or otherwise hurt yourself*
Published: 16 Sep 2004
Updated: 16 Sep 2004
Warnings: May cause hysterical laughter
Type: Humour
Characters: Aragorn


Chapter 1 - Too Sexy

I'm too sexy for my elf, too sexy for my elf
Elf's going to leave me.


I'm too sexy for my leggings too sexy for my leggings,
So sexy you're begging
I'm too sexy for Arnor.. too sexy for Arnor.
Rohan and Gondor


I'm a ranger... you know what I mean?
And I slay a couple orcs on the borders
Out on the borders
On the borders yeah
I slay those little orcs out on the borders


I'm too sexy for my horse, too sexy for my horse,
Too sexy of course
I'm too sexy for my sword, too sexy for my sword,
So sexy I'm bored


And I'm to sexy for your Council, too sexy for your Council
The way I'm acting Kingly


I'm a ranger... you know what I mean?
And I slay a couple orcs on the borders
Out on the borders
On the borders yeah
I shake my little bum on the borders


And I'm to sexy for your Ring, too sexy for your Ring
Too sexy for that thing
I'm too sexy for my elf, too sexy for my elf.
Elf's going to leave me.


And I'm too sexy for this song...
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