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Title: The Twelve Days of Waiting (#1417)
Author: Cakresvari
Chapters: 12
Archive: Tolkien
Category: Reality Bytes
Description: For those of you waiting for The Return of the King extended edition DVD, a little count down and some humor. A take on The Twelve Days of Christmas.
Published: 03 Dec 2004
Updated: 14 Dec 2004
Warnings: none
Type: General
Characters:
Chapter 1 - day 1
On the first day of waiting, the One Ring gave to me:
One hot new king with a new name,...
Chapter 2 - day 2
On the second day of waiting, the One Ring gave to me:
Two wizards dueling, and
A hot new king with a new name,...
Chapter 3 - day 3
On the third day of waiting, the One Ring gave to me:
Three women total,
Two wizards dueling, and
A hot new king with a new name,...
Chapter 4 - day 4
On the fourth day of waiting, the One Ring gave to me:
Four major deaths,
Three women total,
Two wizards dueling, and
A hot new king with a new name,...
Chapter 5 - day 5
On the Fifth day of waiting, the One Ring gave to me:
Five Wraiths behind you!
Four major deaths,
Three women total,
Two wizards dueling, and
A hot new king with a new name,...
Chapter 6 - day 6
On the Sixth day of waiting, the One Ring gave to me:
Six Elves with names,
Five Wraiths behind you!
Four major deaths,
Three women total,
Two wizards dueling, and
A hot new king with a new name,...
Chapter 7 - day 7
On the Seventh day of waiting, the One Ring gave to me:
Seven battle scenes,
Six Elves with names,
Five Wraiths behind you!
Four major deaths,
Three women total,
Two wizards dueling, and
A hot new king with a new name,...
Chapter 8 - day 8
On the Eighth day of waiting, the One Ring gave to me:
Eight Ents in Moot,
Seven battle scenes,
Six Elves with names,
Five Wraiths behind you!
Four major deaths,
Three women total,
Two wizards dueling, and
A hot new king with a new name,...
Chapter 9 - day 9
On the Ninth day of waiting, the One Ring gave to me:
Nine tired Walkers,
Eight Ents in Moot,
Seven battle scenes,
Six Elves with names,
Five Wraiths behind you!
Four major deaths,
Three women total,
Two wizards dueling, and
A hot new king with a new name,...
Chapter 10 - day 10
One the tenth day of waiting, the One Ring gave to me:
Ten thousand Orcs,
Nine tired Walkers,
Eight Ents in Moot,
Seven battle scenes,
Six Elves with names,
Five wraiths behind you!
Four major deaths,
Three women total,
Two wizards dueling, and
A hot new king with a new name,...
Chapter 11 - day 11
One the eleventh day of waiting, the One Ring gave to me:
Eleven bad decisions,
Ten thousand Orcs,
Nine tired Walkers,
Eight Ents in Moot,
Seven battle scenes,
Six Elves with names,
Five wraiths behind you!
Four major deaths,
Three women total,
Two wizards dueling, and
A hot new king with a new name,...
Chapter 12 - day 12
One the twelfth day of waiting, the One Ring gave to me:
A Twelve hour movie,
Eleven bad decisions,
Ten thousand Orcs,
Nine tired Walkers,
Eight Ents in Moot,
Seven battle scenes,
Six Elves with names,
Five wraiths behind you!
Four major deaths,
Three women total,
Two wizards dueling, and
A hot new king with a new name.
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