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Title: Fatty no longer (#2589)
Author: NancyBrooke
Chapters: 1

Archive: Tolkien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Description: So, what turned sweet Fredegar Bolger into a rebel? For Drabble Challenge #49: Insult
Published: 06 Mar 2006
Updated: 06 Mar 2006
Warnings:
Type: General
Characters: Fredegar Bolger


Chapter 1 - Fatty no longer ...

"So here’s Fatty, just sittin’ at the bar when up steps this under-sherriff, picks a fight … Well, that’s how it was those days.

Now, our Fatty, biggest thing he’s ever hit’s his pillow but this poor bastard starts in on ‘im with Fatty this and Fatty that and Fatty, he just takes it, bless him. So! the ruffian starts in on Estella: ‘pretty piece of cherry tart! I wouldn’t mind getting my fingers into that pie –’

and, Fatty – who knew he could move so fast? He’s got that ruffian on the floor and ‘e’s poundin him, every word:

‘IT’S FRED - E - GARRRR!’"











notes: I know, this is a little canon-lite. Also, I took a small liberty and counted Fatty's name as one word instead of three at the end.
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