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Title: Fun with Farm'n (#2681)
Author: Sulriel
Chapters: 1

Archive: Tolkien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Description: hmmmm ... I don't think there's really any defense for having written this one. sorry. ;) ...hope you enjoy. :) [written for the Farming drabble challenge] *** First Place: 2007 MEFA - First Place in Races: Villains: Drabble
Published: 24 Apr 2006
Updated: 24 Apr 2006
Warnings: Orc humor
Type: Humour
Characters: Orcs - OFC, OMC


Chapter 1 - Fun with Farmer'n

Ugbuz grunted as he swung the pack off his shoulder. “‘Ere’s tha’ last of ‘em.”

“Toss ‘em out on the field, ya maggot, and plow ‘em in.” Shaprat snarled and spat. “Ya ain’t done till yer done, or I’m telling tha’ boss why his field ain’t grow’n.”

“Go on - tell ‘em ... if ya want.” Ugbuz chuckled. He wriggled his boot and nudged the bag.

It whimpered.

Shaprat sucked in a sharp breath. “It ain’t dead.”

“Farmers are a tough lot. Why do ya’ think they make such good fertilizer?” Ugbuz grinned and winked at Shaprat. “Wanna have some fun first?”
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