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Title: A Letter of Complaint (#3015)
Author: FatiferousPoet
Chapters: 1

Archive: Tolkien
Category: Lord of the Rings (Movieverse)
Description: What if The Ring had a quirky sense of presence and voice? Written for the OSA drabble challenge #59: "Letters from..."
Published: 28 Oct 2006
Updated: 28 Oct 2006
Warnings:
Type: Humour
Characters: The Ring


Chapter 1 - One for the Complaint Department

Challenge Entry: This is for Tolkien Drabble Challenge #59: Letters From.....
Disclaimer: Shocker, I know, but this fan had no part of the famous trilogy movies. Just playing about with another's creation.
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Date: No date given, for what is time to The Ring?
For: One of Two Minds
From: The Ring



Dr. Mister Sméagol (or Gollum or whatever mindset you happen to be in at the moment):


By now you must understand that I no longer belong to you.

The fact that you are following these two Hobbits across all creation is annoying to say the least. I am quite uncomfortable in the gaze you continue to give me, like a lost, love-sick and forlorn Ent approaching the coming of spring. It sickens me that while I am worn on another male's hand, or hanging from said metal lace around his neck, you do nothing. I find your overall passive actions and stares most dissatisfying.

Either snatch me away from this disillusioned Hobbit and steal me off to meet My Maker or stop sniveling about because your constant drabble makes my ears hurt. And, in case you did not pick up on it already, please note: I do not even have external ears!

Decide what path you want to take and make your move or be done with it now and leave me to this new Fate.


None or All of my Love,

"Precious"






THE RING
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