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Title: There and Gone Again (#3398)
WIKI Fic
Chapters: 1

Archive: Tolkien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Description: Drabble response for Stuck (Really) in Middle Earth challenge. A drabble is about all this character could endure. (Inspired by the lovely and talented boz4pm.)
Published: 15 Apr 2007
Updated: 15 Apr 2007
Warnings:
Type: Humour
Characters:


Chapter 1 - There and Gone Again

Alexandra -- who everyone called Alex because it was so preciously unisex -- awoke in Middle Earth. Due to her persistent negative attitude about life in general, she supposed that presently she’d be either eaten by orcs or smooched by a dwarf. Whatever: she was pretty sure she wouldn't be wooed by any hawt elves. Ergo, she decided to off herself immediately and therefore save herself -- and the poor slops who would have read her boring misadventures in hopes of scorching pron sightings -- the irritation of it all.

She jumped off the falls at the Argonath.

The End.
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