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Title: A Tail Of Love (#4136)
Author: Rous
Chapters: 1

Archive: Original Scrolls
Category: Poetry
Description: Just a bit of fun.
Published: 15 Oct 2009
Updated: 15 Oct 2009
Warnings:
Type: Humour
Characters:


Chapter 1 - A Tail Of Love

There were three merry hobbitses
A’swinging round an oak tree
They struggled each to stay afoot,
But, the ground they soon did meet.

A lass then chanced to saunter by,
Perking more than ears.
“Watch as I win her heart,” said one,
“I’ll kiss her as she nears.”

Alas, his feet had other plans
And he fell in the grass.
He looked forlorn, just sitting there,
Entrenched up on his ass…ets

“It is not fair,” he whispered then.
“I always try, but always fail.”
“I suggest,” said Gandalf, wise,
“That you stay off the ale.”




©2006 rous
11-09-06
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