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Title: Here's to a Whole New Yule (#515)
Author: NancyBrooke
Chapters: 1

Archive: Tolkien
Category: Lord of the Rings (Movieverse)
Description: Silliness - New Year's resolutions for each member of the Fellowship.
Published: 05 Jan 2004
Updated: 05 Jan 2004
Warnings: general foolishness
Type: Humour
Characters: Gandalf; Aragorn; Legolas; Gimli; Frodo; Sam; Merr


Chapter 1 - The Fellowship

Gandalf:
To find an incarnation that doesn’t look so old! Must speak to Galadriel – she’s ancient! Wonder how she does it …

Aragorn:
To finally accept my destiny as King of Gondor; Damn, where's Boromir when I really need him?

Legolas:
To seek out Eomer son of Eomund and ask him why his men always snigger when I mount up.

Gimli:
To look into a pair of platform shoes. I will not be tossed again! Or maybe the Elf would follow me around with that box …

Frodo:
To stay away from Jeweler’s stores and never wear a ring again, unless it be a nice, simple gold one maybe - oh, wait …

Sam:
To stop following Frodo around so much. I wonder if Mr. Merry needs a gardener?

Merry:
To stop being so jealous of Pippin’s new height and head straight to back to Fangorn alone after the coronation.

Pippin:
From now on to always ask “where are we going” before setting out on a new adventure.

Boromir:
To ask Faramir for the name of his armorer. He claims that breastplate can even stop arrows – Oh, Hell.
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