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NancyBrooke
Joined: 12 May 2003
Reviews: 558
Location: In a motel 6 by the airport
Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:05 pm
Good nastiness!
 
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Marta
Joined: 05 Sep 2003
Reviews: 12
Location: Bronx, NY
Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:12 pm
Yuk! But at the same time... very good. Very Orcsy, you really can crawl into their horrid little heads. Wink smiley face
 
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ghettoelleth

Joined: 06 Nov 2004
Reviews: 378
Location: 
Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:28 pm
LOL, great drabble. I always wondered what Orcs did in the off season. Of course, they tend the farm and play footy with man heads. Very clever.
 
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Cuthalion

Joined: 10 Jul 2004
Reviews: 79
Location: Germany
Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:22 am
Bah! Nasssty beast!

*laughs*

No, honestly - that was good. Poor farmer.
 
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RobinKa

Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Reviews: 1118
Location: Wherever I may roam
Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:13 am
Shocked smiley face

Nasssssty orcssss Wink smiley face

LOL, very good drabble.
 
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Rhapsody

Joined: 11 Apr 2004
Reviews: 479
Location: Maglor's Lap
Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:05 am
Farmers are a tough lot. Why do ya’ think they make such good fertilizer?” This line is just excellent! Very Happy smiley face I agree with the others, an excellent portrayal of Orcs.
 
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GandalfsApprentice

Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Reviews: 2
Location: California
Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:18 am
Only one quibble: it isn't true that people make good fertilizer. Ents, maybe.... Is this a magic ability on the part of Orcs, turning farmers into plant food? Wouldn't they rather save them for the evening meal? I don't even want to start thinking about what else they can do.

Sorry. Nothing like Orcs to stir up the most hideous nightmares.
 
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AngmarofCarnDum

Joined: 15 May 2005
Reviews: 24
Location: Carn Dum... where the weather is cold and the women are hot
Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:44 pm
Sulriel, orcs are true organic farmers. There are many minerals to be obtained from the use of this old farming method. Good going. I enjoyed the story.
 
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krazykataave

Joined: 17 Dec 2004
Reviews: 127
Location: Immortalized by John Denver
Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:27 am
Truly imaginative! I loved the last line - disgusting yet Orcishly delightful.
 
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ElenaTiriel

Joined: 17 Mar 2004
Reviews: 132
Location: The Grey Havens
Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:32 pm
Such a dark, twisted, evil mind..... Congratulations!

*wicked wink*

- Barbara
 
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