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BittenBuggy

Joined: 27 Dec 2003
Reviews: 93
Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:46 pm

What, no twincest mode? I suppose it would help if Feanor had a twin....

Excellent, bloody hilarious!
 
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PoweroftheBook
Joined: 21 Aug 2003
Reviews: 8
Location: Appalachin Mountains of North Carolina
Sat Jan 24, 2004 6:44 pm

[Giggle]

I love it! Being a Feanorian fangirl myself, such an idea and its problematic and helpful attributes appeals to me greatly. Nice work!

I do have one question, however. What happens when the FEANOR model catches sight of a GALADRIEL model and her hair? Does NERDANEL go into instant separation mode?

The Power of the Book
 
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ilistine

Joined: 27 Sep 2003
Reviews: 137
Location: In the cottage nextdoor to Imedhuir Hamgeredis
Mon Jan 26, 2004 6:06 pm

This was so funny. I am reading the Silm. right now and this owners manual is great, now hmmm, how much does he cost? I have a kitchen in a remodel and it is taking forever. Ilistine
 
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Hathor

Joined: 10 Jun 2003
Reviews: 52
Location: Lancashire, England
Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:43 am

*giggles*

Love it. Where can I order one for myself? Laughing smiley face
 
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Monaleoht
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Reviews: 352
Location: I travel with the wind, as free as an eagle soaring the great firmament above Arda
Sun May 23, 2004 6:34 am

Hilarious! I was wondering the same as Power of the Book... what if he sees a GALADRIEL model? Also - where's the catalog?!? Very Happy smiley face Very Happy smiley face Very Happy smiley face Very Happy smiley face Very Happy smiley face Very Happy smiley face Very Happy smiley face Very Happy smiley face Very Happy smiley face
 
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Thuriniel
Joined: 29 Jul 2003
Reviews: 94
Location: Watching the purple sky fly over me ...
Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:42 am

It was about time to get a maintance guide to one of the Sil characters! It was absolutely hilarious Laughing smiley face. I have a soft spot for Feanor ... I know he's not one of the popular ones out there, but I'm sure he had his good days too. Besides, you gave us a very good list of all of his different skills ... I specially liked the "motivational speaker" one Very Happy smiley face.

Very funny reference to LibraryofMoria ... I think any length can be checked there!

You've put a smile on my face Wink smiley face.
 

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ghettoelleth

Joined: 06 Nov 2004
Reviews: 378
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Sat May 21, 2005 9:04 am

This had me cracking up, too funny. I haven't read the series you mentioned but if its any where near as funny as yours, I will soon. This is just classic.
 
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Rozzan

Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Reviews: 17
Location: A shire in England, lying in leaves with Legolas
Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:47 am

hee hee, really great. This was stopry of the day today and I read it because I love to bits Theresa's series, and this one from you did not disappoint. A wonderful guide to Feanor.
 
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Rhapsody

Joined: 11 Apr 2004
Reviews: 479
Location: Maglor's Lap
Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:33 am

Oh excellent! ROFL smiley face Absolutely hilarious. Very Happy smiley face

If this does not work, try unwrapping a NERDANEL model and placing her with your FËANOR model.

*snicker*
 
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Alassante

Joined: 11 Dec 2004
Reviews: 459
Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell
Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:46 am

This is funny. I have read a couple of these before and you are right - Feanor needed one. I echo the comments above and laughed about ordering his half brothers to get the work out of Feanor. Very Happy smiley face
 
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