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AzureDragoness

Joined: 11 Jan 2004
Reviews: 183
Location: Greater Metropolitan Area of the District of Columbia
Sun Mar 28, 2004 12:49 pm
Heee! Honestly, you're too good at these guides ^__^
 
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aimless

Joined: 05 Feb 2004
Reviews: 36
Location: 
Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:09 pm
I loved it! I want an Elrond unit...please? Heh. You have a talent for writing humor. Keep up the good work!
Hugs
Amy
 
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Ninde
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Reviews: 25
Location: Headed for Middle Earth
Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:42 pm
I want an Elrond..but my local store is all out of them Very Happy smiley face ...This is really cute.... Banana smiley face
 
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HisieLome
Joined: 17 Jan 2004
Reviews: 133
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Fri Jun 04, 2004 11:45 pm
My problems stem form the different settings availible with my Elrond unit...I simply can not tell the differences between the Ultra Grave Royal Half Elf and the Ultra Grave Father settings. He even has taken many of my weapons away and will raise his eyebrows rather high and ask have I been fully trained in their use. When I say yes, I get the, "Tithen Pen" speach ....

Moreover, my newly purchased Elrond is stuck on Sindarian mode instead of the much more formal (and who is not formal whilst wearing velvet robes) Quenya.

Furthermore, to make matters even more confusing, after phoning the customer service number, all I am told is to press a 3 and then that music begins again!

Any ideas? My Ranger unit and my wood land elf units each seem to be hiding in the woods at present.

I have never had such a trials.

Your help is much needed...

Minna Sedh,
Hisie Lome
 
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miriel361
Joined: 11 Jun 2003
Reviews: 103
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Sat Jun 05, 2004 3:10 am
This was just as hilarious as the other ones.

This is the unit I want: gardener, healer, cook and baby-sitter. Can he also be instructed in the arts of massage?

Thank you for this.
 
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sindohte

Joined: 14 May 2003
Reviews: 157
Location: Rubbing up against an Elf
Sat Jun 12, 2004 8:08 am
Utterly delightful. I especially loved the bit about the "Eyebrows of Doom." What a pleasant way to start my day.
 
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Rous

Joined: 20 Mar 2004
Reviews: 503
Location: Trying to stay below the radar
Sat Jun 12, 2004 8:13 am
I love these stories. They are too funny. Do you have a list of stores that supply this model? Is it available in the States? Is the shipping charge very high. LALALOL
Oh, and I want the massage feature, also.
 
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Silvae

Joined: 28 Nov 2004
Reviews: 35
Location: Lyon, France
Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:47 am
Fantastic!! - Enough said... ROFL smiley face
 
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