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NeumeIndil shouted on Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:55 pm

If anybody's the praying type, my boss went into early labor and her son's not doing so well. He's in NICU on ventilators. Mama's fine, but worried.

SpaceWeavil shouted on Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:54 am

Trip was fantastic, and I didn't even get arrested once! Glad to be back though, where I can log in properly (grrr AOL)

dolarabee shouted on Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:30 am

How was the trip, Space? Glad to have you back.

SpaceWeavil shouted on Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:14 pm

My excuse for being up this late is jet lag...

NancyBrooke shouted on Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:19 pm

What am I doing up this late?

DarkElfChilde shouted on Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:53 pm

o rly?

Ottis413 shouted on Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:23 am

Hear about the blonde who tried to go water skiing.....but couldn`t find a lake with a slope.

NancyBrooke shouted on Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:11 pm

So, these two jews walk into a goy bar ...

SpaceWeavil shouted on Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:49 pm

The ghost of William Shakespeare walks into a pub in Stratford. Landlord says, 'Sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'No,' says the Ghost, 'are you kidding? I am William Shakespeare, the greatest figure in the history of this town!'

'I'm still not serving you,' says the landlord. 'You're bard.'

Ottis413 shouted on Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:14 am

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." says the Doc, "Is it common?" "Well," the Doc replies, "It's Not Unusual."
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.