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A Dribble of Drabbles

Chapter 1: Gimli and Hygiene

by Rous

Easy, louse, shows, Eldar

It is not easy. I am referring to this journey. It seems that most of it is to be spent out-of-doors. And that elf, he delights in his hygiene. Would that he find a louse in his hair. Ah, the Eldar, so pernickety. It just shows that they could not survive outside of their cloistered realms. How like him to be concerned with his hair. I will never understand their need for cleanliness. Look at the hobbits. They do not suffer. I think even Aragorn and Boromir distain this constant bathing. Ah, well. Soon I will be home. No baths.

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Gimli and Hygiene
Created
07 Jun 2005
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07 Jun 2005
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