Parody of the Rings: Fellowship of the...Ah who the hell are we kidding?

Meanwhile at Isengard Gandalf has just ridden up and we hear the voice of Saruman.
Saruman: What is this? Gandalf coming to seek my council? OH GOODIE!!! I'll go and get my official looking robes so I can lookk...Oficial for him.
Gandalf waits at the gate for four hours while Saruman decides what to wear. Finally Saruman ventures down the stairs.

Saruman: Welcome, old friend. What brings you to my little corner of the world.
They walk through thhe garden.
Gandalf: Sourons ring has been found.
Saruman: Really? This is serious you know. It had better not be a joke.
Gandalf: Really. It has been in the Shire thhe whole time.
Saruman: Too bad you were stoned the whole time on their weed. You could have brought it to me long ago.
Gandalf: I know, but there is still time.
Saruman: Actually there isn't.
They magically appear in Saruman's room.
Saruman: You will tell me where the ring is?
Gandalf: Why should I? And why are we in your room?
Saruman: Sorry about that. DAMN TRANSPORTATION SPELL!!
He tries again and they appear in the main chamber.
Saruman: I will use the ring and become the master of Middle-Earth!!!
Gandalf: Have you lost your sences?! This is Souron's ring!
Saruman: Where is it!
Gandalf: It's no where. I lied.
Saruman thinks about this for a moment.
Saruman: YOU LIE!!!
Gandalf: DAMN! I didn't think he'd be so smart.
Saruman: Goodbye.
Gandalf: What?
Gandalf thhen falls to the floor in pain and the Saruman uses his power to levitate Gandalf to the top of the tower.
Saruman: Heh...Oh..What have I done?!!!
Saruman falls to the ground and starts crying. A nearby passing orc sees him in his sorry state.
Orc: Broken down wizard.

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