Parody of the Rings: Fellowship of the...Ah who the hell are we kidding?

A strange man has hauled Frodo away and now dumps him onto the floor of his room. Frodo looks up and immediatly recognizes the man.
Frodo: Gimpy?
Srider: Strider.
Frodo: Oh.
Strider: You know you really should be more careful. You might have hurt yourself falling off that table.
Frodo: Is that all you want?
Strider: No. I'm here because I wanna tell you you gotta be careful with that ring.
Frodo: Who told you about the ring?
Strider: You just did, dumb ass.
Frodo: DAMMIT!
Strider: And that's just what I mean. You gotta be careful.
Suddenly Sam Merry and Pippin barge through the door.
Sam: Get away from my Frodo!
Merry: Yeah!
Pippin: You guys, I need the room. I got a cute chick with me.
Merry: (slapping Pippin) You're an idiot!
Pippin: And it took you this long to figure that out?
Strider: Listen, the wraiths are coming and I really don't think you wanna be in this room when they arrive. Let's go over to my place and hang out. hey, you can all fit in my bed!
Sam: This guy is sick!

The Gate keeper has just heard a comotion and gets up to investigate. He opens the little window and sees a train speeding toward him! He is crushed under the gate. As the riders ride over the fallen gate, one dismounts and goes to the fallen gate, opens the window so he can just see the Gate-Keepers face and:
Wraith: (knocking) Knock knock.
Gate-Keeper: Who's there?
Wraith: (laughing) Your ass smasher.
The wraith then slams the window shut again. They ride to the Prancing Pony and enter the Hobbits' room. They stand over the beds.
Wraith: I know I should feel guilty about this....But I don't!!!
The Wraiths then begin slashing the beds. They stop when they see only feathers erupting from them.
Wraith: What's this?
Butterbur: (poking his head in) Hobbits are idiot proof.
The wraith runs him through with his sword.
Wraith: I tthought these were just cardboard...Thank you Richard Taylor!!!
The Wraiths run screaming from the room.
Over at Aragorn's/Strider's room, Frodo has been awakened.
Frodo: What are they?
Strider: Living dead guys. they are the servants of Souron.
Frodo: Oh.
Sam: Get out of this bed you sick MAN!!!

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