Parody of the Rings: Fellowship of the...Ah who the hell are we kidding?

The man and his hobbits approach a funcky hill.
Aragorn: This was once the great watchtower of Ami-tul.
Pippin: The tower of whati-who?
Aragorn: Shut it you!
Theyy come at last to the top and sit down to rest. Aragorn takes ouyt some small swords.
Sam: Are those for us?
Aragorn: No, I like to juggle.
Aragorn begins to juggle the swords.
Aragorn: Here, you can use em I guess.
Merry: So where are you going off to?
Aragorn: I'm gonna check out the surrounding area.
Aragorn leaves, and Frodo goes to sleep. When he awakens, he sees that the other hobbits have set up a fire and are cooking.
Frodo: What the hell are you doingg?!
Pippin: What's it look like?
Sam: I got this great recipe for for Pippin soup on one of Martha Stewerts last shows.
Pippin: That isn't funnyy, Spam!
Sam: It's SAM!
Frodo: Put it out you fools!!
Pippin: Oh well that's nice! ASh on my tomatos!!
Sam: I think that's the least of our problems. LOOK!
A yyellow pick-up truck with "Where's the cream filling" printed across the back winshield has just pulled up to the hill, and all of the Nazgul start to pile out of the back.
Nuzgul 1: Damn that's cramped.
Nazgul 2: Yeah! What are we; clowns?!
The start to come up the hillside. Not being very bright, the hobbits run up the stair instead of finding another route. When they arrive at the top they see there is noplace else to run to.
Frodo: Who thought up this plan?
Merry: We followed you.
They pull out their swords and make ready to fight. The wraiths approach. Sam lunges for them.
Sam: Eat that bad guy!
But the wraith easily pushes him away.
Merry: Oh shit!
Merry and Pippin both get throw across the floor. Finally they come to Frodo, who stupidly put on the ring. Thhey are immediatly attracted to him. And I don't mean they think he's cute.
Frodo: But I am.
Whatever. Master wraith pulls out his knife and stabs Frodo in the shoulder.
Frodo: OH MY GOD!!!
Aragorn then comes leaping out of the bushes. He has two lightsabers in his hands and is waving them about. The wraiths run off in terror.
Sam: Frodo!!
Aragorn ruches over to where the hobbit has fallen.
Frodo: I've been killed.
Aragorn: It's just a scratch, you ninny bitch.
Frodo: Am I gonna die?
Aragorn: Hopefully. I won't have to hear any more o your damn whining.
Sam: Leave him alone. By the way, where did you get the lightsabers?
Aragorn: Never you mind. Let's get outta here.
They leave Ami-tul. In a related story, Anikin Skywalker, and Obi-wan Kenobi are found dead in a nearby ditch.