Parody of the Rings: Fellowship of the...Ah who the hell are we kidding?

Frodo lay on a cozy bead and was bathed in a silver light that was almost unbearable to look at. Suddenly a pair of grubby hands reached over and shook him wildly.
Gandalf: Frodo!! Wake up!! Lord Elrond, what shall we do?
Elrond, who is standing at the end of the bed has to think about this for a moment. He walks over and pushes Gandalf out of the way and smacks Frodo hard accross the face.
Elrond: Snap out of it!!!
Frodo does not respond.
Elrond: I know exactly what to do. Gandalf, go to my doctors bag and find me the BIG ASS RECTAL THERMOMETER!!
Att hearing these words, Frodo jumps out of bed and screams.
Frodo: AHHHHHHH!
Elrond: There. You're cured.

Frodo then goes out into the garden to meet the other hobbits. upon seeingg him, the hobbits yell with glee, charge and tackle him.
Gandalf: Stop that. He is very fragile.
Merry: That never stoped us before.
Pippin: Yeah!
Bilbo then walks up and starts to beat Merry and Pippin with his walking stick.
Bilbo: MY! MY, MY, My!! Bad Hobbits!
Merry and Pippin scramble up and run away. Bilbo helps Frodo up.
Bilbo: Next time, I'll lett em trample you.

Later that night in the garden, Arwen stands with Aragorn. They hug and then he sees she is crying.
Aragorn: You weep now because we were seperated?
Arwen: No.
Aragorn: Because your father won't lett us marry?
Arwen: No.
Aragorn: Then why?
Arwen: Because you are standing on my foot.
Aragorn looks down and sees this is indeed true. He steps carefully away from her foot.
Aragorn: That never happened.
Arwen: Of course not. But since we are on the subject of marrage, when are you going to go claim that throne?
Aragorn: Right after I save the world. I promise, love.
Arwen: Promise promise?
Aragorn: Yes.
Arwen: Pinky swear?
Aragorn holds out his pinky and Arwen wraps hers around it. They smile at each other and then kiss

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