Parody of the Rings: Fellowship of the...Ah who the hell are we kidding?

A journey has begun. As the fellowship heads for the gates of Rivendell, Merry and Pippin are skipping around singing at thhe top of their lungs:
Merry & Pippin: We're off to see the Wizard!!
Aragorn: I dont know which is more troubleing, the journey, or the thought of them singing the whole time.

They exit the gates and come to a fork in thhe road (already).
Frodo: Which way Gandalf?
Gandalf: Second star to the left and straight on till morning.
Frodo: I meant to Mordor.
Gandalf: Oh...Go left...NO RIGHT! No I was right the first time; go left.
Frodo: Are you sure?
Gandalf: A wizard is always sure, Frodo Baggins.

We then see a sequence where the Fellowship is seen crossing various landscapes. Then it is time for THE HERO SHOT!! The Fellowship passes over a hill between two rocks. This would have been impressive if it weren't for the three New Zealand Tourists doing the same thing one hill and two rocks over.
The Fellowship stops to rest on some funky rocks. Sam brings Frodo some food and then they both sit down to watch Boromir and the two younger hhobbits play at swords. Legolas sits and fiddles with his hair and Gimli comes to Gandalf with a suggestion.
Gimli: Why don't we go through the Mines of Whoria? My cousin Baldy would give us a royal welcome.
Gandalf: No Gimli, I would not go through Whoria unless I had no other choice.
There are a few moments of silence, and then Legolas Takcles the sword fighting man and two hobbits.
Legolas: See? I do guy stuff!
Aragorn goes over to help them up, but is tripped by Merry and then becomes a part of the pile-up.
Frodo: What's that?
He is looking at a strangely shaped cloud that appears to be coming toward them.
Gimli: It's a bird, it's a plane...What the hell is a plane?
Legolas: Everybody run!!! It the flying toasters from the old screen savers!!!
They all duck for cover..Under the same rock. The toasters fly over a couple of times, pelt the fellowship with some soggy old toast and then fly away. The fellowship comes out from behind their rock.
Gandalf: Spies of Saruman, the passage south is being watched. We must go over the pass of Crawdad-ass.
Frodo: Speaking of Saruman, how did you escape from him before?
Gandalf: How did you know about that?
Frodo: I read the script.
Aragorn: There's a script?
Peter Jackson: There sure is.
Galndalf: Gwaihir Lord of the Eagles didn't fly me to safety, he's too lazy for that. Instead he brought me a six-pack of RED BULL. It gives you wings, you know.

Next up: The pass of Crawdad-ass