Parody of the Rings: Fellowship of the...Ah who the hell are we kidding?

Frodo is sitting by a tree reading a book. Well actually it was his new issue of "Play Hobbit", but thhat's beside the point. Suddenly he hear a cart coming along the roadway. He jumps up and runs oward the road, but being Frodo, catches his foot on something and falls right into the road. Gandalf, being a very good driver is just able to avoid running over Frodo by stopping the cart. Frodo gets up and dusts himself off.
Frodo: You're late!
Gandalf: Lucky for you I was.
Frodo: I mean you're like three months late.
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is hhe early. He arrives percicley when he means to.
Frodo is unconvinced, and gives Gandalf a hard stare.
Gamdalf: Okay, I'm late.
Frodo: (hugging Gandalf) It's wonderful to see you again, Gandalf!!
Gandalf: Yes, I know I'm wonderful, but please do try to keep control of your self.
As the cart now passes on down the road, we see Gandalf has several bumper stickers. The first says "I Break for Hobbits" (oh the irony), the second says "Yes this is my cart; No I won't help you move", the third say "I wanna be like Barbie, that bitchh has everything" , and the last says "Viagra, the quicker dicker picker upper". Several Hobbits along the way look very offended.
Frodo: So what's up with you, Gandalf? Tell me everything.
Gandalf: Everything? Well aren't we nosey.
Frodo: Yes. Tell me what's goin on outside the Shire.
Gandalf: Not much has changed.
(pause)
Frodo blinks, obviosly very disappointed.
Frodo: That"s it?! You're not very good at telling stories.
Gandalf: So how is Bilbo?
Frodo: You know Bilbo. The whole Shire is in an uproar.
Gandalf: Well that should please him.
Frodo: HHe's up to something.
Gandalf: Ya think?
Frodo: Okay, don't tell me. Keep your secrets. Befor you came along, we Baggines were very well thought of. Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected.
Gandalf: And that is what makes you so damn boring. And if you're refuring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely even involved. I just gave his lazy Hobbit ass a boot out the door.
Frodo: Whatever. I'm glad you're back Gandalf.
Gandalf: Ditto, kid.
Frodo tries to lea down from the cart, but his foot is caught again, and he falls to the ground.
Gandalf: You big hairy-footed clutz!
Frodo: I meant to do that. I'm fine!
Gandalf rides away, shaking his head.

Thank you to my one reveiwer. Always nice to hear from you. As to any typos, my keyboard is possessed, so it does double letters, and skips letters and stuff. Anyway, tell me what ya thinks. I would love to hear from all ya'all.