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a/n: in which Kuroo is banned from planning date nights for the squad indefinitely. #krtsk

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"It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon," Kuroo said grandly, looking very thoughtful.
"You do that," Tsuki replied sardonically. "The rest of us will try to figure it out."
"Wait. What are we trying to figure out?" Bokuto asks.

That was the entire question.

The squad had gone out on a double date while Tsuki was in Tokyo. It had been pretty standard, as far as dates went: walking around Shinjuku Gyoen, window shopping, and finally dinner. They all remembered going out for karaoke and dancing, but that's when things got fuzzy.

"I remember ordering drinks for everyone at the first club," Kuroo offered thoughtfully. "Tsuki favored the strawberry daquiris," he finished with a wink at his blondie.

"And no one even blinked that you were buying alcohol for a minor," Tsuki groused, but he returned the wink.
"Two minors," Akaashi added, joining the conversation. "I'm only a year older than you," he nodded at Tsuki.
"Thanks for reminding me that I'm the youngest member, Akaashi-senpai."
"You're so cute when you're sarcastic," Kuroo interrupted.
"Shut up," Tsuki bit back.

"Okay, so it sounds like the four of us got drunk, or buzzed," Bokuto attempted to wrangle everyone back to the original issue. Which confused everyone, because he usually instigated the problem rather than trying to solve it.

"Just how much did we drink?"
"Keyword: first club."
"Tsuki kept begging for strawberry daquiris," Kuroo practically sang.
"I did not!"
"Did too."
"Did not!"
"There they go," Bokuto said, grinning.
"Guess we should wait," Akaashi deadpanned.
"Did too."
"Did not, ohmigod!"
"Should we stop them?"
"Nah. They'll stop eventually."

"If I remember correctly, we lost both Bokuto and Akaashi after their solitary Long Island Ice Teas," Kuroo said while dodging Tsuki's half-hearted slap.
"No way!" Now Bokuto was offended. "I can drink more than that, and be just fine!"
"It was a tall glass," Kuroo rebutted.

That's when they figured it out.

Tsuki squinted at his boyfriend.
Akaashi went full facepalm.
Bokuto was beside himself.

Clearly, Kuroo got them all drunk, sat back, and watched what happened. It didn't mean he stayed sober, but he didn't have as much as the rest of them did.