Parody of the Rings: Fellowship of the...Ah who the hell are we kidding?

Bilbo, now invisable, races up to Bagend. He removes the ring and chucles to himself and then begins to gather things for his journey. He enters the sitting room.
Gandalf: I suppose you thought that wa terribly clever.
Bilbo: What?! It's not like anyone noticed.
Gandalf: True, but magic rings should not be used lightly.
Bilbo: Well, I'm going off to Rivendell. Tell Frodo bye for me.
Gandalf: You must leave the ring for Frodo.
Bilbo: Why? It's mine, my own, my precious.
Gandalf: Because you must!
Bilbo: I won't.
Gandalf: You will!
Bilbo: Won't!
Gandalf: Will!
Bilbo: Won't!
Gandalf: Will!
Bilbo: Will!
Gandalf: Won't! Aww damn.
Bilbo: See, I won't!
Gandalf: Okay...What do you want?
Bilbo: Nothing. My ring!
Gandalf: BILBO BAGGINS, DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJUROR OF CHEAP TRICKS!! I am not trying to rob you.
Bilbo: Really?
Gandalf: Would I lie?
Bilbo: Okay Gandalf, Frodo can have it.
Bilbo drops the ring heavily to the floor.
Bilbo: I thoughht of an ending to my book. "And she divorced and was set for life with the child support paid for twenty children."
Gandalf: Whatever. Goodbye, dear Bilbo, until next we meet.
Gandalf enters the house again and reaches to pick up the ring. He retracts his hand when he sees "The Eye of Souron". He goes and sit by the fire. Moments later...
Frodo: Bilbo?! Bilbo?!
Frodo stops in the doorway to pick up the ring. He then walks to where Gandalf is waiting.
Frodo: So he's gone. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Gandalf: So you picked up the ring? Well I have to be going now.
Frodo: Why? You've only just arrived.
Gandalf: I need some questions answered. I'll be back in a while. While I'm gone, keep thhat ring hidden.
Frodo: Okay. Goodbye.
Gandalf: Farewell!
Gandalf rides away from Bagend.

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