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NancyBrooke
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| Andreth wrote: | Just my two cents, but the mercury filled one scares me. Even with a metal barrier, a dildo filled with a poisonous substance just seems kind of scary. 
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Penises are already filled with a poisonous substance  Oh! just kidding ...
Ivory dildos were found in 19th century Nantucket (as was opium) according to Nathaniel Philbrick (In the Heart of the Sea).
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inglor
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| Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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| NancyBrooke wrote: | Penises are already filled with a poisonous substance Oh! just kidding ...
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I shall not rise to that bait, it has a BIG hook in it
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BittenBuggy
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Yes, but do they glow in the dark? I DONT THINK SO! 
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Maram68
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| Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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| BittenBuggy wrote: | | Yes, but do they glow in the dark? I DONT THINK SO! |
Hmmm I was having the most interesting chat this morning with Jillian, concerning Elven glow and the subsequent effect of glow-in-the-dark ... "physiques" of elves in Imedhuir ...
Comments?
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NancyBrooke
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| inglor wrote: | | NancyBrooke wrote: | Penises are already filled with a poisonous substance Oh! just kidding ...
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I shall not rise to that bait, it has a BIG hook in it |
Speaking parent to parent -- Oh! Ouch ... 
Somebody stop me
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Elentari
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| Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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I leave you alone for two days, and look at what you do.
Anyway, I suppose pervy, crafty elves would have a selection of choices for their toys. Marble or ceramic for the thermo thingy, and ... dunno. I think wood is more likely. Noldor were unusually good with metal, but it's the dwarves that exceeled it, right?
Dunno. might be flying way over the edge.
On the more practical side, leather capsules involving the toy, definitely. That's one darn sensitive area, sisters and brothers, with a natural curve in it. we may want something that absorbs the impact as it comes in. make it more natural, if you like.
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Vulgarweed
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Who do you really think is more likely to have invented the dildo--Fëanor....
...or his estranged sculptor wife Nerdanel?  |
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Elentari
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I vote Nerdanel. Feanor had something of a temper, as we all know, and it is all too possible he left her alone while sulking for this or that. |
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sindohte
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Just wanted to pass this along to all the current and aspiring smut writers out there. Angela Knight, one of my many favorite authors, happened to post an article on her website called Steam 101. And of course, it is all about writing love scenes. She makes a great point that sex scenes should help to deepen and show the progression of the relationship between the hero and heroine, not simply plugged into the story in a mechanical attempt to have a sex scene.
http://www.angelasknights.com/steam101.html
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Eyborg
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I just read this essay of hers... very good and educating! 
Although I'm not too sure I like this Baran... super-dominant alpha males kind of scare me.  |
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FairlightMuse
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Ummm...I new to this forum, but I find this topic *cough, cough* intriguing  Maybe someone already mentioned this but I think in the olden days they covered their 'toys' with fine grained leather. The "base" material was unimportant that way, because the leather protected the owner and the object. Course, I don't know how expensive the upkeep or replacement of such items would be in middle earth. Better than wood or mithril though. Yikes! |
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sindohte
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Hmmm, I will have to go back and review this thread again because I am rapidly approaching the point in my story where I will need to figure out what would be an appropriate material for a "crafted manhood."
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DarkElfChilde
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There's more information in here than in a sex education class. RIGHT ON! I'll have to keep this thread in mind for my other story...
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Andreth
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Okay people, I need help. (No comments from the peanut gallery.  )
I need some alternative terms for penis, vagina, breasts and most importantly, testicles. My husband thinks that sac and cock are too vulgar to use in a story. (This coming from a guy who was in the Navy from seven years.  ) I don't agree with him, but now he's got me paranoid.
I need to expand my smut vocabulary because alternating the words 'length' and 'penis' just isn't working for me anymore. And I can't even think of an alternative for testicles. Hairy, wrinkly, dangly things, maybe?
Oh no, I'm sorry - those are my mother-in-law's breasts. |
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artanisoflorien
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| Andreth wrote: | ...Hairy, wrinkly, dangly things, maybe?
Oh no, I'm sorry - those are my mother-in-law's breasts. |
Hmmm....let's see for penis, if it's in its more excited state, you could always use the vague "hardness". Or "member" is tried and true. I guess "love muscle" is out of the question!
As for testicles, I'm at a total loss. |
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