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Andreth
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 Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:49 pm Post subject: T-shirts that are So Wrong (and So Only for Adults) |
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I found this website and thought I'd share. My favorites are on page two. I think I'll be ordering the one that says 'Helen, you really ought to douche' and the 'Don't Forget to Wipe'. 
http://www.t-shirtsthatsuck.com/
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I was particularly fond of "Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills a Kitten" and "As Seen in Porn." Also, as a recovered game show junkie, I can appreciate the subtle wisdom in "The Price is Wrong, Bitch."
Hmm. Perhaps we should slap an "Adult" tag on this thread? |
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queenoftheshire
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-gasp-
Did anybody notice the 'I Poke Badgers With Spoons' shirt??
If I've taught you well, you won't have to be reminded why that shirt is my favorite of the bunch.
 
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Ilmatar
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Mu cousin actually has that particular t-shirt... I think it is hilarious. When he wears it, he gets a lot of those WTF reactions.  |
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| OH lord those are funny!...hehehehe..i was rather fond of the "As Seen In Porn" that was funny.... |
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KhazarKhum
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I'm partial to "kittyporn", myself.
I should probably get that for Sargon... she used to breed Abyssinians.
And an "As seen in Porn" for me...(long story, that...)  |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Ilmatar wrote: | | Quote: | 'I Poke Badgers With Spoons' shirt??
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Mu cousin actually has that particular t-shirt... I think it is hilarious. When he wears it, he gets a lot of those WTF reactions. |
That's the one that appealed to me most as well
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Andreth
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All right, I have to show my ignorance - what's the badger shirt mean? That was one of the few I just didn't get, other than the obvious danger of losing any protruding body parts, that is.
My husband has decided to order the Smell My Finger and Gotta Keep My Pimp Hand Strong tees. Keep dreamin', baby.
PS I have heeded the advice of the Delicious Miss Viv and put No Minors Allowed warnings up. Of course, that only means they're sure to look now. |
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DarkElfChilde
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Ever heard of save a tree, eat a beaver, Andreth? Well, I think the 'I Poke Badgers With Spoons' has the same idea...my dear friends are very...uh...hmmm. -coughs- "bad". 
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i love shirts like that...however, to get the best WTF reaction, simply were a bright orange tube top. works every time.
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Andreth
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| Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks, but I'll wait for Queenie's confirmation about why she likes poking badgers with spoons.
And I'm sorry, but I still think a t-shirt that says 'Ask me about my explosive diarrhea' is going to receive a lot more looks than an orange tank top. Unless of course, the tube top pulls its dastardly trick of rolling up on itself and leaving you flapping in the wind. So to speak. |
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Texasgirl
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| Andreth wrote: | Thanks, but I'll wait for Queenie's confirmation about why she likes poking badgers with spoons.
And I'm sorry, but I still think a t-shirt that says 'Ask me about my explosive diarrhea' is going to receive a lot more looks than an orange tank top. Unless of course, the tube top pulls its dastardly trick of rolling up on itself and leaving you flapping in the wind. So to speak. |
hmm. could be.
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queenoftheshire
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| Andreth wrote: | All right, I have to show my ignorance - what's the badger shirt mean? That was one of the few I just didn't get, other than the obvious danger of losing any protruding body parts, that is.
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Dom wore one of them!!!!
I can't remember at what premiere/event but he had the exact same shirt!
You guys should have seen that coming a mile away.
I think of it at random Dom-ish humor where people aren't supposed to get it entirely...but just picture someone poking a badger with a spoon and laugh.
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On the other hand, I could just be nuts.
 
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Andreth
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| Texasgirl wrote: | | hmm. could be. |
Why, yes, it very well could. Thank you for that profound statement.
Queenie, I figured it had something to do with the Great Sexy One. An odd sense of humor just makes a guy that much more attractive, IMO. He could make a lime green and magenta taffeta prom dress look good. Matter of fact, I wouldn't doubt if he's already worn one to a movie premiere or something. |
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ghettoelleth
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Actually, the "I poke badgers with spoons" reference is from Eddie Izzards Dressed to Kill. Rent it, it's flipping hilarious. He's making a reference to original sin.
Confesser -"Vicar, I...slept with my neighbors wife."
Vicar - "Nah, sorry, heard that one before."
Confessor: "Well..I...I...Poked a badger with a spoon!"
My favorite tee of all times is a toss up:
"My Kid Got Your Honor Student Pregnant" or
"I got this t-shirt for my husband, good trade eh?"
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