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ghettoelleth
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 Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:15 am Post subject: NC17 Where the &%$^ is all the het fantasy art? |
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I've come to the conclusion, after logging 897,476,234 and a half hours surfing the net for erotic fantasy art that there are only four categories of art of this nature and none of them are het male/female geared. The following is a list of the fantasy art available:
1. Women alone, ie. pin up girls
2. Gorgeous, well endowned, unrealistically proportioned, (can you say Weebles?), Het women (I assume) boinking demonic looking, freakishly deformed monstors/machines with razor sharp Lee Press-on Nails (women usually have flawless skin though said monsters/machines are raking said razor sharp nails across said flawless skin, hard enough to cause pooling blood loss).
3. Nasty ole Ripple-in-a-paper-bag pr0n. Bald old men with beer guts lucky enough to have fallen asleep on a nuclear reactor at one time and now have inordinately huge pee pees bangin' uglies with toothless women with dirty feet and sores all over their butts. They lable this fantasy pr0n and I guess it would be if you've been in solitary confinement for 74 years.
4. Dead gorgeous photo manips of gay lovers butt punching each other while they look at the approaching dragon/warg/demon or frolick in ME/outerspace/Narnia/Harry Potter's dorm room
Where the hell is all the het erotic art? Am I the only one looking? I know I'm not coughackeruannacoughchoke. So there's this huge market, well, my butt is huge, I don't know about eruanna, so why is this need not being addressed? Are they hiding it from me? Is this a conspiracy? I've got nothing against slash art, alot of it I really like. But for just once, I'd like to see an erotic pencil drawing of Feanor where he's not fisting Maedhros on the dining room table. Anyone have any links???
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I think I'm with you there Ghettoelleth. I've got nothing against tasteful slash art; as a matter of fact I rambled into a very nice hobbit fan art site which included some Frodo/Sam slash fan art. Very tasteful pics actually; unfortunately I've forgotten the link! But I know that if I could draw (don't I wish!) I would draw some erotic hobbit het fan art!  |
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mistressofbucklebury
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I wish I could help Ghetto, but I've had the same problem as you, the only het male pics I've seen are completely over the top in a huge Conan the Barbarian type of way... not that there's anything wrong with Conan, but they put any more bulging muscles on those pics and the poor blokes wouldn't be able to cross their legs never mind raise their arms above their heads..... *sigh*
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DarkElfChilde
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go to www.deviantart.com
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| Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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| mistressofbucklebury wrote: | | ...but they put any more bulging muscles on those pics and the poor blokes wouldn't be able to cross their legs never mind raise their arms above their heads..... *sigh* |
Ah, only too true. It is just not erotic in my eyes.
As for slash, I shudder to even think about it, be it written or painted or whatever else.
I agree with all of you that it is extremely difficult - near to impossible? - to find good het pics these days. I wonder why?
Neither do I have any really good links. Though I do like this pic:
http://www.screensavershot.com/art/efan.jpg
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DarkElfChilde
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-coughs- I could do commissions for anyone who wants het art.  PM me if you want, and we could talk about it. I'm bored anyway.
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ghettoelleth
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Eyborg, I know what you mean about the slash and I've seen some shots of Samwise on Theban that are pretty teh hawt. What I'd really like to find is elf art and couples fantasy art. Dec, I went to Deviant and they have some beautiful stuff but there are several problems there. First, they have 11,000,000 + works and no effective filtering, second, it's not really erotica and third, i went through about 30 pages and the very first even remotely sexy pic I saw was two guys making out. Anime is nice but I mean EROTICA. It's just not out there. MoB knows I've bled the internet dry on straight nekky minses, I've tapped it out. Man, I sound like a perv....nevermind.
Anyway, I am thinking of actually commissioning someone like Maria William, although she leans toward the anime a tad, to do artwork for my fic. I love Theban's photomanips but Idon't know how expensive they are. If anyone knows of an artist willing to do commission, please let me know. An idea of what I like
http://www.nolonstaceyportraits.co.uk/lotr.asp
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ghettoelleth
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Oh Dec, I saw that agony one the other day, that was cool. But I don't want anime. Its not that I don't like it, its just not what I want for my fic art. By the way Vilwaren, that is a great pic.
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DarkElfChilde
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I do anime, but I also do realism as well, ghetto.
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ghettoelleth
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can I see?
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Texasgirl
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yeah, i'm in agreement with ghetto here -
first - there is NO good het art out there. what is it with slash and people???
second - dec, i went to the elvenblood website, and your piccys are cool and all - but manga isn't my thing. but the pictures are still really great, don't get me wrong!!
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RobinKa
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| Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:02 am Post subject: Re: NC17 Where the &%$^ is all the het fantasy art? |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Where the hell is all the het erotic art? Am I the only one looking? (...) Anyone have any links??? |
I found this: http://www.simdreams.simy.pl/annon_amarth/gal/sf_26.htm
and this http://www.simdreams.simy.pl/annon_amarth/gal/sila_05.htm
here: http://anez.aq.pl/
Unfortunately there isn't English version of this site or I can't find it 
Also you may find some links to other galleries:
http://www.simdreams.simy.pl/annon_amarth/linki.htm
| Texasgirl wrote: | | what is it with slash and people??? |
I've tried to think it out and several reasons have come to my mind:
- people find het art boring or less atractive
- maybe they consider elves effeminate because of beauty
- on the contrary they may think female characters aren't powerful enough to be equal partners.
Anyway I don't like all those Thranduil/Haldir, Glorfindel/Erestor etc. fics. I've read few and come to conclusion they are ridiculous though some of them are very well written.
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Texasgirl
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is the language polish on thsoe sites?
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| Texasgirl wrote: | | is the language polish on thsoe sites? |
Yes.
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