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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:42 am    Post subject: If you could have an elf for a day... PG Reply with quote

I was thinking about this question earlier and Sind's thread pushed me.

If you could have 1 Elf for a day, who would it be and what would you do.
The LACE strictly apply so keep it PG.

I think I would take Finrod to the Smithsonian.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had to make it no fun. Typical Razz


Ok, well, I can't pick just one!

Maedhros - teach him to rock climb (cruel, eh?)

Feanor - Sky diving

Fingolfin - teach him to line dance and head to the local honky tonk Very Happy

Legolas - Take him to Walmart to debate the best conditioner

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thranduil would give me a full body massage and then i'd take him for a Mcdonalds!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just dont go to McDonalds in the Netherlands Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I reckon it could be a laugh to take Nerdanel on a girlie day out, shopping and eating chocolate cheesecake and generally bitching about men.

If not then, yeah I would probably take Legolas shopping for beauty products. He looks like he could teach me all about them…

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PG?

well, I'm with Inglor - but I'd take Elrond to the Smithsonian.

(Okay, so it'd take more than a day to see it, how about a week, that would cover a major chunk of it)

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, I'm a rule-breaker - sorry.

Erestor - Take him to the library of Congress

Maglor - Watch 'Mary Poppins' and 'The Sound of Music'

I'd just love to have him get 'Supercalifragelisticexpialidocious' stuck in his head *snicker*

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think i'd take The Twinkies to Hooters too...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yavanie wrote:


well, I'm with Inglor - but I'd take Elrond to the Smithsonian.

(Okay, so it'd take more than a day to see it, how about a week, that would cover a major chunk of it)


I think the two we chose might want to stay a month or so.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moralanqua wrote:
I think i'd take The Twinkies to Hooters too...


Can we double date?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just one elf?

I was hoping for about 4. Legolas, the twins, and Haldir. I would take them to the beach so they could react the vollyball scene from Top Gun over and over. Razz

but if I have to have just 1 it would have to be Elrond. Going over his library and learning all that I can.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it has to be PG, I would like to spend a day getting my archery skills to the Elven level... Right now, I keep getting snapped with the damn bow string, I bet Leolas could fix that! oh, and, we could go to the salon for deep conditioning treatments...and facials...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aerin wrote:
If it has to be PG, I would like to spend a day getting my archery skills to the Elven level... Right now, I keep getting snapped with the damn bow string,


Snapped? Get an arm guard, you'll develop a bruise. But at least its snapping and not rubbing! Rubbing runs down the entire inside of your arm Rolling Eyes I was an assistant instructor in high school, pay was lousey but I got to be outdoors and play with pointy things! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would lock Feanor in a room somewhere and force him to make enough jewels to keep me sheik-rich for the rest of my life. Don't ask me where he'd get the materials from - that's his problem, not mine. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anna, thats so cruel! Wouldn't you repay him for his services? Twisted Evil If not, you can call me in, promise I don't mind!
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