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DarkElfChilde



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

doctor, "What do you see DEC?"

whispers, "I see pink penguins on crack."


doctor, "What do they say to you?"


whispers, "quack."

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Anni



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see SpaceWeavil has given in gracefully.

Pink puffins and penguins huh? The nearest I get to that is a plastic Pingu sitting on top of his igloo in my bathroom. It belongs to my grandson, but no psychodelic puffins. I obviously need another drink or three.

It is my birthday though, so I will have some wine and raise a glass to pink penguins and psychodelic puffins. I need some colour in my life anyway.

Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Our Spacey does everything gracefully! Very Happy Happy b-day, m'lady Wink
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DarkElfChilde



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin


do be do be do...


- DEC

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarkElfChilde wrote:
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin


do be do be do...


- DEC


What a pretty rainbow!

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DarkElfChilde



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's a rainguin.... Razz
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SpaceWeavil



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarkElfChilde wrote:
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin
penguin


do be do be do...


- DEC


Pwetty colours......

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DarkElfChilde



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Next thing will happen is that someone will break out into a song, singing that coconut song.


I got a lovely pile of coconuts standing in a row....
big ones, small ones, some big as your head...


- DEC

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarkElfChilde wrote:
Next thing will happen is that someone will break out into a song, singing that coconut song.


I got a lovely pile of coconuts standing in a row....
big ones, small ones, some big as your head...


- DEC


Wave

Yeah, sing it!!!!!!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy I remember that commercial Deccums, Bud Ice...do be do be doooo. Shocked Shocked So scary! ROFL
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ghettoelleth wrote:
Very Happy I remember that commercial Deccums, Bud Ice...do be do be doooo. Shocked Shocked So scary! ROFL


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered...or whatever that song is. I only remember the coconut song either at drunken parties or in The Lion King. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered


This is the only song of that name that I know! Wink


I'm wild again, beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I

Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep
When love came and told me, I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I

Lost my heart, but what of it
He is cold I agree
He can laugh, but I love it
Although the laugh's on me

I'll sing to him, each spring to him
And long, for the day when I'll cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I

He's a fool and don't I know it
But a fool can have his charms
I'm in love and don't I show it
Like a babe in arms

Love's the same old sad sensation
Lately I've not slept a wink
Since this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink

I've sinned a lot, I'm mean a lot
But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I

I'll sing to him, each spring to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I

When he talks, he is seeking
Words to get off his chest
Horizontally speaking, he's at his very best

Vexed again, perplexed again
Thank God, I can be oversexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I

Wise at last, my eyes at last,
Are cutting you down to your size at last
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more

Burned a lot, but learned a lot
And now you are broke, so you earned a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more

Couldn't eat, was dispeptic
Life was so hard to bear
Now my heart's antiseptic
Since you moved out of there

Romance, finis.
Your chance, finis.
Those ants that invaded my pants, finis.
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more

Not that it's relevant to anything in the thread, but hey, I got told off for being too relevant earlier!

Twisted Evil

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ZeeDrippyVessel



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarkElfChilde wrote:
Next thing will happen is that someone will break out into a song, singing that coconut song.


I got a lovely pile of coconuts standing in a row....
big ones, small ones, some big as your head...


- DEC


Hmmm. I was thinkin'

You put de lime in de co-co-nut...

I can't remember the rest. Sorry. Pneumonia is back full force and it's taking everything I have to write coherantly and not in Klingon. It's certainly making the next chappy of Rider interesting...

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for de lime.

She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up,

Said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
Now lemme get this straight,

You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot'up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'im up,

Said " Doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"

You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better,
Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up,
Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning."

*Courtesy of Harry Nilsson

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahem, warming up the pipes

The do be do be doooo, is to the tune of strangers in the night. Bud Ice commercial, terrorist penguins breaking into the house and raiding the fridge? Hello? Is this thing on?

The coconut song: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, here they are a standin' in a row? Ooookay.

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