Login

Lost Password?

Create New Account

All Slashed Out?

Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Thuriniel



Joined: 29 Jul 2003
Posts: 665
Location: Watching the purple sky fly over me ...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JaneDoe wrote:
*hides Elrond's Sexual Superhero costume*


That comment made me really curious, as well as the fic title (pretty close to my OFC's name). So I read it. You've got balls and I mean it in the best of ways.

Bow

I bow to you for pulling it off so well and giving Het NC-17 a whole new dimension. Will be leaving a review when I get over the adventure Wink .

_________________
~ boe an phân pedi ‘lam dadui ~ Reading
~ everyone should speak a second language ~
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
JaneDoe



Joined: 19 Nov 2003
Posts: 0
Location: My own little world

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thuriniel,

Thanks for the comment. One of the things I'm glad I avoided with "Elwen" was the Kitchen Sink Syndrome. For some reason, people cannot seem to fathom people having uninhibited sex within a loving, monogamous relationship. Like everyone else, I'd love to have my way with Elrond, and I'll probably write a fic about it sooner or later, but I liked using Tolkien's writings as a springboard for my own ideas.

As for slash, what sometimes gets my goat is when characters who have ample proof to be heterosexual (or at most bi-curious) are portrayed as openly gay. Like I said before, I do not mind homosexuality, but completely disregarding what's been written about the characters to get them into bed together seems a bit cheesy. It's even worse when said characters are related to each other. Then again, a lot of it is fantasy, so it doesn't irk me as it would if it were about a real person.

If we could entertain for a moment that some of Tolkien's characters could be gay, most of the people on that list would be confirmed bachelors and bachelorettes. Here is my breakdown of least likely to most likely to be gay. For the most part, I'm sticking to Elves. There are just too many Men to count.

Most Likely Straight
Finwe, Feanor, Fingolfin, Thingol, Finarfin, Turgon, Curufin, Celegorm, Eol, Angrod, Aegnor

People Were Wondering
Finrod, Maeglin, Elrond, Faramir, Galadriel, Eowyn

Wouldn't Be Surprised
Maedhros, Fingon, Maglor, Gil-galad, Cirdan, Glorfindel, Ecthelion
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
inglor



Joined: 26 Apr 2004
Posts: 853
Location: Not here, not there, not anywhere

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jd,
I have to ask...
I understand Finrod, Elrond and somewhat Maeglin, but I'd love to hear your reasoning behind Galadriel and Eowyn.

Inglor

_________________
Hi, My name is Inglor and I am a Tolkien Geek (sub-species: Silgeek)

Owner of the phrase: "merciless attention" so authorized by Viv
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
GypsieRose



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Posts: 105
Location: Illinois, USA

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suppose Eowyn is there because she dresses up as a man and goes off to fight.

I think it's rather unfair to put both her and Faramir on the "wondering" list. They are the only two people to have a fully-fleshed out, explicitly stated love story in LOTR. If that's not enough to get a person classified as "probably heterosexual," I don't know what it takes.

--Rose
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger
SpaceWeavil



Joined: 27 May 2004
Posts: 23
Location: Looking at shiny things

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GypsieRose wrote:
I suppose Eowyn is there because she dresses up as a man and goes off to fight.

I think it's rather unfair to put both her and Faramir on the "wondering" list. They are the only two people to have a fully-fleshed out, explicitly stated love story in LOTR. If that's not enough to get a person classified as "probably heterosexual," I don't know what it takes.

--Rose


I've never really thought of Faramir as 'probably gay' or wondered about him at all. If anything, shouldn't it be Boromir on the 'wondering' list, since he's the one who 'never took a wife'? If you want to look at things that way. (Not saying I do Very Happy ) Laughing

So would Galadriel be there because she and Celeborn waited a while to have kids or something? Or just because she is a powerful woman, maybe? Don't know myself.

_________________
Pervy Nazgul Fancier and owner of Fluffy the Fell Beast
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
JaneDoe



Joined: 19 Nov 2003
Posts: 0
Location: My own little world

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh. I forgot to put Legolas on that "Wouldn't be surprised" list. Every time I hear the song by Soft Cell called "Sex Dwarf," my mind wanders to a certain Mirkwood Elf and a certain Dwarf.

Why Faramir instead of Boromir?

Becasue, if you look at it from the POV of conventional society, a man who is sensitive, reflective, and more interested in Elvish poetry than in war would seem "fruity." It doesn't matter what the truth is. Only perception. The same can be said for Eowyn. Until these two hook up, both of them would be perceived as...different.

Why Galadriel?

Because until she hooked up with Celeborn, the only difference between Galadriel and Eowyn was that Galadriel was an Elf. Her mother-name (the one that bears more resemblance to her personality) was man-maiden.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Scribe



Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Posts: 4
Location: Betelgeuse

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just don't get it.

Slash that is. I mean I read some of it, though I agree with JaneDoe, not lately. However, the whole concept of slash is something I don't get. If there's a good reason for it, I'd like to know but for my part, I can only see it is a faux-Sue. You know, when you want to write your fav with a woman but don't want to seem like an MS, so you write him instead with another male? I mean these characters were clearly established as heterosexual and even if they weren't, I doubt questions about their sexuality even entered his head when Tolkien was writing them. With Tolkien's conservative and Catholic background, I certainly think he would have reconsidered his 'great love between Legolas and Gimili ' ...(ewww).... if he knew how it would have been inteprated.

_________________
Rejected from the KKK because I don't need sunblock.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
SpaceWeavil



Joined: 27 May 2004
Posts: 23
Location: Looking at shiny things

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scribe wrote:
I just don't get it.

Slash that is. I mean I read some of it, though I agree with JaneDoe, not lately. However, the whole concept of slash is something I don't get. If there's a good reason for it, I'd like to know but for my part, I can only see it is a faux-Sue. You know, when you want to write your fav with a woman but don't want to seem like an MS, so you write him instead with another male? I mean these characters were clearly established as heterosexual and even if they weren't, I doubt questions about their sexuality even entered his head when Tolkien was writing them. With Tolkien's conservative and Catholic background, I certainly think he would have reconsidered his 'great love between Legolas and Gimili ' ...(ewww).... if he knew how it would have been inteprated.


That is kind of the idea I had when I read some slash, that it was another form of self-insertion (excuse the pun). That reason about not wanting to be seen as a Mary Sue makes sense, though.

_________________
Pervy Nazgul Fancier and owner of Fluffy the Fell Beast
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
Eyborg



Joined: 08 May 2004
Posts: 429
Location: Reykjavík, Iceland

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've heard many people say that "Tolkien gave Sam a wife (Rosie) & 13 children, so that his and Frodo's relationship would not be misinterpreted"... well, I'm personally not so sure about that myself (Tolkien being a conservative Catholic and all that), but you know, you can always interpret things the way you want... Rolling Eyes

This is actually one of the things that show how Tolkien was a "child of his time". Nowadays people just don't seem to know any other kind of love but sexual love... Rolling Eyes

Personally I don't have that much problem with slash... I read it occasionally for fun, and many slash stories I've read are really good & funny. But I would never write it myself, because a) it's A/U for me and I'm not very good at writing A/U, b) I feel there is more than enough (and many talented) writers out there who can do it, and c) I just prefer het! Smile - Oh, and by the way, I have no problem with anybody being gay. That's just the way some people are. Smile

As for LOTR characters who could possibly be gay... well, we could always guess the "bacherlors" i.e. Frodo, Bilbo, Boromir, Legolas & Gimli (although we never know if the last two ever married, as it's never mentioned). But that's also a kind of a prejudice, if you think it that way... I mean, can't a person be single & live alone, without being gay? If not, I guess I'm a lesbian... LOL! Laughing
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
inglor



Joined: 26 Apr 2004
Posts: 853
Location: Not here, not there, not anywhere

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JaneDoe wrote:

Why Galadriel?

Because until she hooked up with Celeborn, the only difference between Galadriel and Eowyn was that Galadriel was an Elf. Her mother-name (the one that bears more resemblance to her personality) was man-maiden.


So you are saying they were just a little too butch? I'm not trying to argue with you, that is the reason that I suspected but just wanted to be sure.

Odd that I find that a woman who can hold her own with a weapon of any kind intensely arousing. Very Happy

Inglor

_________________
Hi, My name is Inglor and I am a Tolkien Geek (sub-species: Silgeek)

Owner of the phrase: "merciless attention" so authorized by Viv
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Thuriniel



Joined: 29 Jul 2003
Posts: 665
Location: Watching the purple sky fly over me ...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JaneDoe wrote:
Why Galadriel?

Because until she hooked up with Celeborn, the only difference between Galadriel and Eowyn was that Galadriel was an Elf. Her mother-name (the one that bears more resemblance to her personality) was man-maiden.


Wasn't she described also as being as tall as the other ellyn and a warrior? I think that Tolkien had envisioned Galadriel fighting side by side with Celeborn, but then changed his mind. If I recall correctly I got this info from "Unfinished Tales" ... maybe ... wtf

_________________
~ boe an phân pedi ‘lam dadui ~ Reading
~ everyone should speak a second language ~
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
JaneDoe



Joined: 19 Nov 2003
Posts: 0
Location: My own little world

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thuriniel wrote:
Wasn't she described also as being as tall as the other ellyn and a warrior? I think that Tolkien had envisioned Galadriel fighting side by side with Celeborn, but then changed his mind. If I recall correctly I got this info from "Unfinished Tales" ... maybe ... wtf


My source was the "Shibboleth of Feanor" article in the HoME series (vol. XII, The Peoples of Middle-earth).
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
SpaceWeavil



Joined: 27 May 2004
Posts: 23
Location: Looking at shiny things

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JaneDoe wrote:
Thuriniel wrote:
Wasn't she described also as being as tall as the other ellyn and a warrior? I think that Tolkien had envisioned Galadriel fighting side by side with Celeborn, but then changed his mind. If I recall correctly I got this info from "Unfinished Tales" ... maybe ... wtf


My source was the "Shibboleth of Feanor" article in the HoME series (vol. XII, The Peoples of Middle-earth).


She was described as 'man-high', i.e. six foot, in the notes to Unfinished Tales somewhere. I think it is in the footnotes to Disaster at Gladden Fields, where it's talking about Numenorean measurements.

I think.

Laughing

_________________
Pervy Nazgul Fancier and owner of Fluffy the Fell Beast
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
dolarabee
Site Admin


Joined: 21 Apr 2003
Posts: 175
Location: Sydney, Australia

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know... for me, Tolkien spent some time explaining the dynamics of many relationships, established backgrounds for characters (more some than others) and even gave us a glimpse of what was going to take place for them in future in the appendices. Why give details on how apparently heterosexually some behaved and not a word on the ones that could have been homosexual? Because he was a repressed Catholic? Maybe so but I think it's more a thing that there just wasn't any, otherwise those charas would have been established as such. I mean it would have been an important part of their makeup and development as characters so why would the author have left that out?

do.

_________________
Je sais de la vie qu'elle se termine souvent au lit,
Et que d'autres ont bien plus de chance trépassent de rire ou de jouissance,
Mais pire que la mort qui vient c'est l'amour qui ne vient jamais.
~ Daniel Bélanger
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message AIM Address Yahoo Messenger ICQ Number
DarkElfChilde



Joined: 23 Aug 2004
Posts: 1013
Location: I'm located somewhere

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scribe wrote:
With Tolkien's conservative and Catholic background, I certainly think he would have reconsidered his 'great love between Legolas and Gimili ' ...(ewww).... if he knew how it would have been inteprated.


First off, when the first time I read slash, it almost made me Puke and I wanted to Rocket the writer who wrote it because I can see if I ever publish my books that some fan would write my characters being homosexual, and yeah, that'll make me mad when I explained all of their backgrounds (well the main characters) and all thar stuff. I bet Tolkien would turn over in his grave if he saw some of these stories with slash. I would. Anyway, I don't like it so I stay away from it because I know that there's a lot of people who like it and I don't mind if they do or not.

I also find it amazing how words used a long time ago have changed, and it would be better off - I think - if they stayed the same. Like the 'great love between Legolas and Gimli' That's friendship, a close bond between two different people who battled evil, you know? I can say that I love all my friends, and care about them. Can I love my friends without anybody thinking the wrong idea? Hmmm


Your friendly elf,

DEC

_________________
[wtf]
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail MSN Messenger
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic All times are GMT - 5 Hours
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next
Page 2 of 4

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum