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Yavanie
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MaglorRedeamed wrote:
| Quote: | | Dangit, I hate being the token innocent virgin on a board of funny pervets. |
But it's SO educational!!!!!
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Robbie
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| Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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AH - so THAT explains it.
(I'll let you all guess to which post I'm referring)
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Lenale
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| Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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| inglor wrote: |
I even tried some stuff I found in sex books.
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Oh great, now you've reminded me of all the sex ed books my parents left in strategic places since I was seven (they're SO liberal  ).
'Jan and Thea like each other very much... that's very natural and good. Thea wants Jan to touch her nice spots...'
Really, it almost gave me a trauma (especially when my dad's oldest sister, Thea, re-married... with a Jan).
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Viv
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| Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Robbie wrote: | AH - so THAT explains it.
(I'll let you all guess to which post I'm referring) |
Enigmatic Man strikes again. |
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Lenale wrote: | | inglor wrote: |
I even tried some stuff I found in sex books.
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Oh great, now you've reminded me of all the sex ed books my parents left in strategic places since I was seven (they're SO liberal ).
'Jan and Thea like each other very much... that's very natural and good. Thea wants Jan to touch her nice spots...'
Really, it almost gave me a trauma (especially when my dad's oldest sister, Thea, re-married... with a Jan). |
My mother started doing that when I was about 11 I think. 'Girls and Sex' published by Penguin. The line drawing of a naked 1970s style woman pleasuring herself on the cover of the book was enough to scare me off looking at the contents. (especially since me and my friends had already learned all we needed to know from my friend's dad's porno films  )
I never got the 'facts of life' talk from my parents though.
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SilverMoonLady
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| Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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the very idea of *giving* that talk in a few years is enough to give me a few more gray hairs than I already have... 
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dolarabee
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| Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Andreth wrote: | | It looks like I'm the minority. *sighs dramatically* I guess that means all the well-endowed men will have to be sent to me. It's a sacrifice, I know, but somebody has to do it. |
You're not alone, Andreth, but yep, seems that we're in the minority. Don't matter. I'll help you get through the well-endowed ones. Although some points raised about tongue skills might make me rethink a few things...
| mistressofbucklebury wrote: | | I'm a big believer in foreplay (what girl isn't)... |
Oooh... that's another thing we should poll, Inglor. Foreplay or not? I for one love to get right into it. Not always, granted, but hard and fast can certainly get me going just as well as a thoughtful foreplay session. Depends on my mood... sometimes foreplay will just annoy me and I'll be pleading to cut to the chase! 
Btw, for all who are wondering, I don't know either what Rob is on about...
do.
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Robbie
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| Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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| dolarabee wrote: | | Not always, granted, but hard and fast can certainly get me going just as well as a thoughtful foreplay session. Depends on my mood... |
See what I'm up against!!!!!
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Andreth
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| dolarabee wrote: | | You're not alone, Andreth, but yep, seems that we're in the minority. Don't matter. I'll help you get through the well-endowed ones. Although some points raised about tongue skills might make me rethink a few things... |
Oh thank God. I was beginning to think I was some kind of aberrent throwback in the female race. They do have some good points about the tongue talents.
| Quote: | | Oooh... that's another thing we should poll, Inglor. Foreplay or not? I for one love to get right into it. Not always, granted, but hard and fast can certainly get me going just as well as a thoughtful foreplay session. Depends on my mood... sometimes foreplay will just annoy me and I'll be pleading to cut to the chase! |
Another alike thought. My husband claims I'm not feminine enough because foreplay usually just annoys me. A little is okay, but more than a few minutes is too much. Although sometimes it's not bad, just not on a regular basis. I tell him it's just because I'm overly perverted and am usually in the mood, so foreplay is an unnecessary expenditure of energy that could be better put to use for other things. |
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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Tongue skills or size....
I'm not giving up either!
So, I couldn't vote - I'm a spoilt brat who MUST have both. However, girth is more important than length when size becomes an issue.
Foreplay vs. Not....
Hubby is actually more fond if it than I am. I get extremely surly when I want it and I want it now and he's still busy teasing.
As for clitoral orgasms vs. vaginal....
Clitoral! All the way, I think they're much more intense - not to mention easier to attain and with greater frequency
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SilverMoonLady
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teehee.... Yeah, guys can never believe a woman might actually enjoy a proper quicky sometimes!
But again, knowing what one is doing, even in *that* seemingly straightforward activity, is certainly more useful than just the *ideal* proportions (whatever they may be)
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dolarabee
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| Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:34 am Post subject: |
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| Andreth wrote: | | Another alike thought. My husband claims I'm not feminine enough because foreplay usually just annoys me. A little is okay, but more than a few minutes is too much. Although sometimes it's not bad, just not on a regular basis. I tell him it's just because I'm overly perverted and am usually in the mood, so foreplay is an unnecessary expenditure of energy that could be better put to use for other things. |
Exactly! You snatched the words right out of my mouth! Just take me and ride me hard, baby! But I wanna make sure you're ready for me... I'm ready. Any readier and you're just gonna glide and slide off the bed, honey. Now, just squeeze that hunk o' wow-is-that-all-for-me in.
| SML wrote: | | But again, knowing what one is doing, even in *that* seemingly straightforward activity [a quickie], is certainly more useful than just the *ideal* proportions (whatever they may be) |
True... but that's not to say that choosing tongue over size means his mouth will know what to do and to your liking either... 
do.
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mistressofbucklebury
Joined: 26 Sep 2004
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| Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 3:28 am Post subject: |
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| dolarabee wrote: |
Oooh... that's another thing we should poll, Inglor. Foreplay or not? I for one love to get right into it. Not always, granted, but hard and fast can certainly get me going just as well as a thoughtful foreplay session. Depends on my mood... sometimes foreplay will just annoy me and I'll be pleading to cut to the chase!
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I totally understand what your saying... and I've got to admit I get days like that too, but I must be a twisted little so and so ...... sometimes the begging is all part of the fun  |
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Robbie
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| Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 3:59 am Post subject: |
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| dolarabee wrote: | | Just take me and ride me hard, baby! But I wanna make sure you're ready for me... I'm ready. Any readier and you're just gonna glide and slide off the bed, honey. Now, just squeeze that hunk o' wow-is-that-all-for-me in. |
Wow, uncanny. Almost sounded like a woman I know!
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Texasgirl
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| BittenBuggy wrote: |
As for clitoral orgasms vs. vaginal....
Clitoral! All the way, I think they're much more intense - not to mention easier to attain and with greater frequency |
Hell yeah!
i voted for size - when it comes down to it, you can always do without foreplay and a lot of tounge-ing and all the extra stuff. granted, it's not as pleasureable, but at clinch time, all you need is one big whopper to give you heaven and hell.
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