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DarkElfChilde



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seems to me that my thread is becoming Off Topic!

Evil or Very Mad Razz

Let the off-topic babbling continue. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, but it is now smutty Off Topic! banter and therefore muy entertaining...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Topic? We don't need no stinkin' topic! We've got Ghetto to laugh at- I mean... Nope, I mean laugh at.

Twisted Evil Still thinking of interesting things to do to a horselord involving honey. Twisted Evil <runs away giggling evily>

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, no, no, no! You've got it all wrong! The honey's for the Elves! The Horselords are more like the oil-in-hands types!

*gulp* wtf

*blush* Embarassed

*burries head in hands*

That's it! I have finally been corrupted!

*looks around suspiciously* Scary

And to think I actually wanted to bring my baby sister over to meet you! Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch... No No

PS: Kindly ignore my *blush* moment... I should be over it before my next post.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you people are a riot. LOL sign
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarkElfChilde wrote:
Seems to me that my thread is becoming Off Topic!

Evil or Very Mad Razz

Let the off-topic babbling continue. Laughing


I Know Elffums, aren't you proud of us!?!?!?!!? Guiness Smokin' Beer Drunk Pimp wtf Hey! Pimp You can't have any tabbacky or alcohol, you're still too little. Huh? Noooo, you're not 21, you still little. Argue Doh! Well don't cry Deccums Bawl Here, have you binky Dummy good girl. Big Hug Off topic, yay us! We Rock! Wave

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eh?

I can't stand alcohol - Screw that shit. It smells like piss, makes people angry and stupid. Ruined the lives of the people that I know, love and care about...thank god my brother stopped. Sad Mad

I would rather drink mountain dew, which I already do every day.

Thanks for mentioning alcohol...-clap- -clap- -clap-

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In my family "mountain dew" is alcohol... the kind you don't store in plastic because it will eat through the jug. Great for a sore throat though; after two shots you don't care what hurts.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, over here we don't even have age restrictions for alcohol, kids have little interest for it whatsoever since it's not forbidden or anything and no one makes a big deal out of it... Sure there are some that still go over the top with it, but if it weren't alcohol it would just be something else instead. *shrugs* So, no real interest there...

Still, since we're on the topic, Neume, you probably haven't heard of Cretic raki, have you?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Umm... I've heard of Reiki, but that's balancing chakras, not a drink, though if they could make a drink that did that I'd give it a try. Translation: Nope, can't say as I have. Do tell, please. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look Al, A fellow Mountain girl. Now we have two ladeeez in here who can whistle without opening their jaws and pull your truck out of the mud with their tooth! Yee hawwwwww, let's hear it for black lung, Dolittle Lynn beatin' my ass on a Friday night bender and the white man's agua ardiente/TicTac/pulque, The Shine Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll have you know I have a mouth full of teeth...
(Side note and even more off topic: that was "a mount full of teeth" the first time I typed this. Can't tell I write smut, can you? Twisted Evil )

but I would not pull a truck out of the mud with them. Pull of a horselord's leggings, abso-freakin-lutely, but not a truck. Usually a tractor is suggested for such work, unless you have a couple Clydesdales running around not doing much else. I know coming out of the concrete jungle and all you might not be real familiar with how people around here use trucks, but it usually involves a pasture full of mud, alcohol, girls in short shorts and tank tops and doing doughnuts at 50 mph. I might like it dirty, but even I'm not puttin' that in my mouth.

(Please note I don't argue with the whistling, Black Lung or getting my ass beat on a Friday night bender, I just happen to be proud of my teeth.)

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neumetheresignedorthodontureaholic wrote:
(Please note I don't argue with the whistling, Black Lung or getting my ass beat on a Friday night bender, I just happen to be proud of my teeth.)
ROFL

Neumegoingblindfromthesmut wrote:
unless you have a couple Clydesdales running around not doing much else.
No, both my Clydesdales are busy scrubbing the bathroom.
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