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RinielAnariel
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[/quote]Go, get her Rinnie A - she's been bogarting this site![/quote]
That's a no  no evenstar...You don't dodge us  ... Hee Hee, I'm growing horns  ...oh well so long until later |
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NancyBrooke
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Joined: 11 May 2003
Posts: 160
Location: In a motel 6 by the airport
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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Ahhhh ... the infamous double post: a sign of impatience, imprudence, impudence, and ignorance. You've now had your second initiation, Newbie-Girl!!
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melissaofaharon
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 74
Location: Arkansas
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome, as they said. Due to allergy meds, please leave your name and number, I mean, Rangers and Elves, at the sound of the BEEP. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
"Is this thing on, Aragorn?"
"I don't know Legolas...ask Melly."
"Melly...hellooooo..I AM not going to be stuck here..."
Yes you are, velvet ears.
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evenstar5
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Posts: 14
Location: usa
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Rhapsody wrote: | | Alassante wrote: |
Seriously, we're not so bad usually. Except Nancy...oh and Rhaps, Binka, Ghetto, Space, Ottis, SilverMoonLady, Inglor....other than that, everyone is nice as hell. Those other people are currently being sought by the Ringbearers (AKA Admin AKA Do, Scribe, and Robbie AKA THEM ) Those other people are the nine...the Nazgul. They lurk on the forums and pounce on Newbies, strip search them for the ring, then giggle madly before running away with their underwear....Beware of the nine!! |
w00t?
If I am to be a Nazgul, just let me be the water Nagzul, I have no clue if they have names, but I have something with water and eum bathing elves in them, and afterwards some chocolate custard... oh and bathing rangers and such...
Anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay welcome Riniel, have a great time here. |
MMMMMMMMMM! Yummy elves in water, chocolate, and custard. 
Forgive me fellow osa writers and readers alike I never introduced myself on the forum.  Forgive me please  
Nancy apparently not enough. Bows to the powers of the smut faries. 
Well now that sis has introd herself, Rin you need to post some fanfics. I am doing the same.
To make up for me not introing myself months ago I will do that.
evenstar
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
Posts: 1201
Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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*attempts to loom into the room impressively to do justice to her newly beknighted Nazgul-ness
and fails entirely*
Do you know how hard it is to loom when you're this short???
*drops off cookies & wanders off to find more Nutella*
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Rhapsody
Joined: 11 Apr 2004
Posts: 1153
Location: Maglor's Lap
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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| evenstar5 wrote: |
MMMMMMMMMM! Yummy elves in water, chocolate, and custard. |
Yeah what a splendid idea don't you think? Celegorm absolutely loves it.
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Forgive me fellow osa writers and readers alike I never introduced myself on the forum. |
Heh... I never did it, I just, eum went in  Never had complaints about it.
| SilverMoonLady wrote: | *attempts to loom into the room impressively to do justice to her newly beknighted Nazgul-ness
and fails entirely*
Do you know how hard it is to loom when you're this short??? |
Yes I know, but how does one act like a Nazgul?
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*drops off cookies & wanders off to find more Nutella* |
Oh I wuv you! 
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Tylany
Joined: 07 Aug 2005
Posts: 67
Location: Stuck in a daydream.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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NancyBrooke wrote
| Quote: | | Ahhhh ... the infamous double post: a sign of impatience, imprudence, impudence, and ignorance. You've now had your second initiation, Newbie-Girl!! |
Nancy we all do the double post thingie. Except me of course.
I am an  in this area in all others I'm a  .
Evenstar 5 wrote
| Quote: | | Forgive me fellow osa writers and readers alike I never introduced myself on the forum. Forgive me please |
None of us will be mad at you. Not including the Nazgul of course they are known for  all the innocents. So get ready to  or else you have no chance to be left alive!
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NancyBrooke
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Joined: 11 May 2003
Posts: 160
Location: In a motel 6 by the airport
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| SilverMoonLady wrote: | | *drops off cookies & wanders off to find more Nutella* |
oooooooh - nutella tart! 
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Nazgul #3 in charge of ducking & sniggering
Garo golf a conu ned i eneth aran an ir ho delitha ad
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ZeeDrippyVessel
Joined: 11 May 2003
Posts: 144
Location: deep south
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:06 pm Post subject: PEOPLE!!!! |
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Look! You done gone scared the little newbie under the rock!
***peers under rock***
Come on out, li'l newbie. Take my hand and don't be shy. I'll run off the big bad nazgul and make sure Fluffy the Fell beast don't bite or eat any of your toes. See these three big guys behind me? You know, the Horse Lord, Elf and HP Wizard? Those are my muses and they won't let ANYONE be mean to you.
Snapebaby: Speak for yourself, madam.
HalMuse: Yeah! He's an equal opportunity mean person. If you haven't had anyone be mean to you in a while, SB is your wizard. Snarky git..
Gamlingman: ***glares menancingly***
Don't mind the HorseLord. He doesn't talk much. God knows the other two talk enough for him.
Anyway, don't worry about posting. We don't believe in slicing and dicing. We slice slicers and dicers. We LIIIIIIVE and BREEEATHE for that. Just make sure you have a beta - like Nancy said, a proof reader who won't kiss your butt... well, at least won't kiss it until you've washed it good and shaved it - that's nice, no wild hairs that way.
As for reading, tell us what your fantasy... er... perviness is and we'll give recommendations if you want.
Me? I like Horse Lords. I like 'em big and sweaty and hairy. See, that way, I can bathe 'em and then throw 'em back out in the barn yard to get nasty again and I can bathe 'em again. Elves kinda... die when they get dirty. Really. Watch the movies. Every Elf that got dirty, died. Elrond don't count. He's half n half. Legolas obviously sprayed himself with Dirt Be Gone. So Elves are okay, but... Horse Lords... I'm definately a Pervy Horse Lord Fancier.
Hi.
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
Posts: 1201
Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:46 am Post subject: |
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| NancyBrooke wrote: | | [quote="SilverMoonLady]*drops off cookies & wanders off to find more Nutella* |
oooooooh - nutella tart! [/quote]
Nutella tart, Nutella cookies, Nutella scones, Nutella on a spoon... Nutella on hawtness of choice............
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NeumeIndil
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 1084
Location: St. Louis, Missouri, USA
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:33 am Post subject: |
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Dunno how I'm this late, but hi.  I'm Neu, relative newbie as well. Like a couple people said, don't be too scared, they only bite in the good ways. And if worse comes to worst, there are insanity binkies if needed.
Welcome again,
Neu
P.S.: Still lmao at Zee. "Wild hairs"? 
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Alassante
Virtual Village Mod
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 20
Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:09 am Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | Please no more insanity posts, for the love of Mike.
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| NeumeIndil wrote: | | there are insanity binkies if needed. |
 Oh for the love of Pete....don't mention the insanity again...you'll just start it allllllll over again....
 - Pete
....don't you love him Neume?
 Sorry...gotta catch my Fell Beast. "Fluffikins Junior honey....come here!!!"
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NeumeIndil
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 1084
Location: St. Louis, Missouri, USA
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:23 am Post subject: |
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Eh. I'm more a Ringo fan to be honest.
(Okay, definitely almost forgot that "o". I need sleep or more caffine... yeah, however you spell that.)
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Alassante
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:53 am Post subject: |
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| NeumeIndil wrote: | Eh. I'm more a Ringo fan to be honest.
(Okay, definitely almost forgot that "o". I need sleep or more caffine... yeah, however you spell that.) |
You forgot an E this time. E O hehe that's kinda funny. E O E O OKay not rolling on the floor funny but mildy .... oh nevermind.
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SpaceWeavil
Joined: 27 May 2004
Posts: 23
Location: Looking at shiny things
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:00 am Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | Alassante wrote: | Please no more insanity posts, for the love of Mike.
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| NeumeIndil wrote: | | there are insanity binkies if needed. |
Oh for the love of Pete....don't mention the insanity again...you'll just start it allllllll over again....
- Pete
....don't you love him Neume?
Sorry...gotta catch my Fell Beast. "Fluffikins Junior honey....come here!!!" |
I have a new litter of Fell Beasts down at the farm actually...$5 each to a good home? They don't eat much - at first; usually just things like insects, small rodents, weasels, rabbits, smaller dogs and cats, smaller people... But they do need regular exercise.
Interested?
Contact: Angmar, W.K. of,
Minas Morgul,
Mordor
MR4 6XX
Middle-earth
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