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NeumeIndil
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Let's see...
PEF- Pervy Elf Fancier
PHF- Pervy Hobbit Fancier
PHLF- Pervy Horse Lord Fancier
PMF- Pervy Man Fancier
PRF- Pervy Ranger Fancier
PWF- Pervy Wizard Fancier 
PDF- Portable Data- No, wait, Pervy Dwarf Fancier!
PNF- Pervy Nazgul Fancier
POF- Pervy Orc Fancier
PFAEF- Pervy First Age Elf Fancier (There's just something about the bad boys...  )
PE2F- Pervy Ent Fancier? (I suppose some exist, but think of the splinters! Then again, I might be barking up the wrong tree.  )
Warned you I was odd,
Neu
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Ah, an entré into this conversation at last. Believe it or not I was kind of waiting for one.
Welcome, Istarnië. I'm Nancy, and one of the few OSA members not completely - okay, not at all  - bugf*** about Elves. I'm a PMF, myself (which begs the question, are the Men pervy or am I? or both?  (preferably)), with a preference for the hairy, broad-shouldered, manly-men of Gondor, and a pronounced leaning for - almost falling down on (I wish) - the elder son of Denethor.
Seems like the others have caught you up on our idiolect, and you've already dived in and posted stories so there's very little more I feel compelled to say except -
Cheers,
NB
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Istarnie
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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Neu..Thank you so much for the explanation.  Though like NancyBrook, I wonder if I am the pervy one, or I am supposed to only fancy Elves (Etc) who are pervy? 
I am sure it will all work out beautifully!  I did wake up in the middle of the night with a suden insight into what HL stood for..only about three hours after reading it!
Barking up the wrong tree! There you go again!  That sort of relationship (PE2F) would be a touch wooden for my liking.
Hello, Nancy! 
Thank you for your welcome! I should have just shouted 'Boromir, anyone'? You sound a bit like my sister. She would like to fall on, around, under, over..the elder son of Denethor at all and any possible moments. I do like reading Boromir and / or Faramir stories, so I will come and have a look on my next free day...ermmm...Thursday!
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NancyBrooke
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| Istarnie wrote: | | I should have just shouted 'Boromir, anyone'? |
That certainly would have got me running!
| unumlauted Istarnie wrote: | | You sound a bit like my sister. She would like to fall on, around, under, over..the elder son of Denethor at all and any possible moments. |
Yes, but, then she'd have to shove me out of the way and that wouldn't work at all!
| unumlauted Istarnie wrote: | | I do like reading Boromir and / or Faramir stories, so I will come and have a look on my next free day...ermmm...Thursday! |
Well, I've got plenty of those (but, as it was recently pointed out to me, only one that really features both of them ... ). And if you want some other recommendations for you or your sister, let us know. If you do read my stuff, I'll look forward to knowing what you think.
Cheers,
NB
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NeumeIndil
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You're quite welcome. I hate it when things like that wake me up at night. I can never get back to sleep. Though, regarding the Ent relationships, I'm not so sure about the whole 'wooden' thing. After all, I'm sure that, once found, he would never leaf his lover, and would probably bough to her every whim. I might go so far as to say he'd become a bloody sap.
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RobinKa
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| Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:53 am Post subject: |
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| Istarnie wrote: | | I wonder if I am the pervy one, or I am supposed to only fancy Elves (Etc) who are pervy? |
I am a pervy fancier of pervy elves
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Ireth34
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Neume, where do you come up with this stuff??
I see what you did there, Binka...and me too!! |
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Istarnie
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Again it happens! I was not on line for long enough to answer yesterday - and today I read all this hilarity! 
There is just no stopping Neume, it seems, once she's got a tree in her bonnet! I wonder what other gems she has hidden in her trunk?
I have a little ditty I wote a couple of days ago. Maybe I should share it with you?
Morgoth had a little balrog
It's flame was reddish fire,
And evrywhere that Morgoth went,
It turned into a pyre! 
Maybe I should't have shared that with you?
Maybe I will get my coat now? 
Nancy ...I think my sister knows she would be in something of a bundle if she tried to jump Boromir! And as you got there first .....she suggests a Boromir sandwich.
(I will not metion her again! ) I have reading time today, I think ..so I will get R and R 'ing!
Binka..ahhh..now I understand! I was concerned at the outset there was some insinuation one was pervy by the very fact of fancying Elves. But as it is possible to be a pervy Human lover, this is obviously not the case. There are just so many ways you can use pervy! I don't know!
I think Ireth has posted the appropriate summary. |
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NeumeIndil
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My punniness is firmly rooted in childhood. I spent many hours pining for a way to exercise my vocabulary and after thr-ash-ing around with little oak, I discovered puns. After I tried a few on family and had a chance to cedar reactions, they became a permanant part of my repetoir. Yes, sometimes people birch about it when I run on and on, but they also laugh. And really, I think j-holly-ty is the important part, so I never turn down a pun.
(I'll stop one of these days, I swear.  )
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FatiferousPoet
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| NeumeIndil wrote: | PEF- Pervy Elf Fancier
PHF- Pervy Hobbit Fancier
PHLF- Pervy Horse Lord Fancier
PMF- Pervy Man Fancier
PRF- Pervy Ranger Fancier
PWF- Pervy Wizard Fancier
PDF- Portable Data- No, wait, Pervy Dwarf Fancier!
PNF- Pervy Nazgul Fancier
POF- Pervy Orc Fancier
PFAEF- Pervy First Age Elf Fancier (There's just something about the bad boys... )
PE2F- Pervy Ent Fancier? |
: : blinks : :
Wow. Learn something new every day. 
(says the probably only non-LotR fan in the group.)
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Istarnie
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| Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:32 am Post subject: |
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Neume
I just can't take all the laughter! I must have had a punfree childhood for it to have this effect on me now.
Stop one of these day? Nah! Keep up the good w - oak! 
Poet! So I was not the only one in ignorance of all these terms!
I think I have read somewhere the sorts of stories you are keen on writing for the new archives. Some science fiction and historical stuff? I will certainly be interested in reading. |
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FatiferousPoet
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| Istarnie wrote: | | Poet! So I was not the only one in ignorance of all these terms! I think I have read somewhere the sorts of stories you are keen on writing for the new archives. Some science fiction and historical stuff? I will certainly be interested in reading. |
Not the only one ignorant on the terms at all. In fact, after seeing them, I became a bit frightened and had to curl up inside a blanket. KIDDING! And wow. You have a good memory! Yes - thar be me with sci-fi and other fun topics I enjoy. I just posted my first LotR story because it was a drabble challenge on the weather. Heck - figured even I could manage that.
Thanks so much and remember: Be Careful Out There!
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Istarnie
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I see you have two stories up, Poet ..must go read as soon as I have found my way around the new site layout! I think I have found everything I am looking for so far, except the messages page
New layout looks good! |
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dolarabee
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| Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:38 am Post subject: |
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Under the Forum section...
do.
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Istarnie
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| Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:46 am Post subject: |
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.... which I was already on, but oblivious to.  Silly me! Sorry, dolarbee!!
Still enjoying looking around! |
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