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ilistine
Joined: 26 Sep 2003
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Location: In the cottage nextdoor to Imedhuir Hamgeredis
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 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 9:29 pm Post subject: Many welcomes... |
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Hey there and welcome to OSA! Hope you find youself a nice little niche to fit into!
Oh, and the sooner you allow the insanity to take over, the more fun you will have! (points to the above posts, see they have been here quite a while and now they have their own padded cell, oh no i mean fancier club!)
Ilistine 
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queenoftheshire
Joined: 03 Dec 2003
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Location: Catching Birds with a Pool Skimmer
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| BittenBuggy wrote: | | Andreth wrote: | pssst, BB - *sings tauntingly* I love Finarfin, I love Finarfin * He was the only one in the whole bunch with any sense. See? This is him right here *points*  |
 Feel the wrath of my pumpkinness!! Sauron cannot defeat the pumpkins! (Because they never made rings for him to control) So haha!  |
-snort- Maybe it's because I'm horribly punchy, but that was hilarious. 
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Aerin
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
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Location: ORLI'S LIPS are distracting me
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| I was LMAO! BB can make me laugh, when no one else can! |
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Andreth
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| BittenBuggy wrote: | | Feel the wrath of my pumpkinness!! Sauron cannot defeat the pumpkins! (Because they never made rings for him to control) So haha! |
Sauron says you are highly illogical and he will now ignore your presence, as you will more than likely either be burned at the stake or have an exorcism performed on you at some point in the future. Either of which would amuse him greatly.
| Quote: | | You hold him, I'll chop his important manly parts off. Assuming he's got them. If not, saves me the trouble. |
Finarfin says that he does indeed have his manly parts and that you'd better bring an axe with a very wide blade if you want to get it all in one chop. He says you're confusing him with his half-brother, Feanor, who was afflicted with that dread disease, little-penis-itis. That was why he fathered so many children and spent so much time in his workshop - he was overcompensating for his anatomical shortcoming. 
I know -  I'm just too weak to resist teasing Anna and the BB. 
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queenoftheshire
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| Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | He says you're confusing him with his half-brother, Feanor, who was afflicted with that dread disease, little-penis-itis. That was why he fathered so many children and spent so much time in his workshop - he was overcompensating for his anatomical shortcoming.
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I can always count on you guys to cheer me up, eh?
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Anna
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
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| Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 12:34 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | I know - I'm just too weak to resist teasing Anna and the BB.
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Hey, there you are! You sure took your time responding. Was the supposedly well-endowed Finarfin distracting you or shall we blame Sauron, yet again? Besides, quit hogging the misunderstood little Maia! |
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BittenBuggy
Joined: 27 Dec 2003
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Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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| Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 7:33 am Post subject: |
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inglor
Joined: 26 Apr 2004
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Location: Not here, not there, not anywhere
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| Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:27 am Post subject: |
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As one of the few men here, Welcome to the Fun House Crystalline. Please do go post on the Dog thread. Also check out the Sil reading group posts, good way to learn about it with commentary from folks who seem to know what they are talking about 
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pssst, BB - *sings tauntingly* I love Finarfin, I love Finarfin * He was the only one in the whole bunch with any sense. See? This is him right here *points* I do not fear you - my semi-evil Maia will protect me.
Finarfin says that he does indeed have his manly parts and that you'd better bring an axe with a very wide blade if you want to get it all in one chop. He says you're confusing him with his half-brother, Feanor, who was afflicted with that dread disease, little-penis-itis. That was why he fathered so many children and spent so much time in his workshop - he was overcompensating for his anatomical shortcoming.
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I will only add that Galadriel may go nuclear on you Anna-Anna and BB  , as the official defense for the House of Finarfin, I rest my case.
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Anna
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
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| Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:30 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | I will only add that Galadriel may go nuclear on you Anna-Anna and BB , as the official defense for the House of Finarfin, I rest my case.
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Let her come!
She´s another pretty lady, btw... |
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BittenBuggy
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Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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You've got an eye for them Anna, think we could pry Luthien off Beren long eough? With promises that he can watch of course.
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Anna
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| Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:18 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | You've got an eye for them Anna, think we could pry Luthien off Beren long eough? With promises that he can watch of course. |
I wouldn´t mind that at all!
Damn, you shouldn´t encourage me like that, BB!  |
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Andreth
Joined: 24 Oct 2003
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| Anna wrote: | | Hey, there you are! You sure took your time responding. Was the supposedly well-endowed Finarfin distracting you or shall we blame Sauron, yet again? Besides, quit hogging the misunderstood little Maia! |
I'm sorry. I was distracted by a combination of Elrond/Elros, Annatar/Thranduil, a Sumerian demon - oh, and football practice and algebra homework. And I don't hog Sauron - he visits Sindohte all the time. You'll have to put your name on the sign-up sheet to get your turn.
Finarfin says there is no doubt he's well-endowed, that it's like a baby's arm holding an apple. Naughty Elf.
Everybody chant it with me -
I'm sorry we hijacked your thread, Crystalline. We tend to get carried away sometimes.  |
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BittenBuggy
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You should inform Finarfin that plastic surgery like that has its risks.
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Andreth
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Nope, he says his is all natural, just like Eru made him. Feanor's the one who's into those power enhancement devices. The Silmarils were like Elf-Viagra. That's why Feanor and all his sons wanted to get them. Finarfin was like 'Pfffft, who needs it? Let the Little Penis Clan go chase them down. Screw you guys, I'm going home."
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Anna
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| Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Finarfin was like 'Pfffft, who needs it? Let the Little Penis Clan go chase them down. Screw you guys, I'm going home."
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Anna, you´re a bloody genius!
That was the funniest thing I´ve read in a loooong time!
And....yeah, sorry Crystalline about the hijacking-thingy! Just jump right into the mature and meaningful discussion, dear! |
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