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Eruanna
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 Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:01 pm Post subject: No hard feelings! |
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Weevil:
The fan fic community is SO large that one gets all types of writers!
No hard feelings. As for me, I tend to be very canon myself in my pairings of characters. For instance, I would not pair one of the Lorien woodsmen with, say, Rosie Cotton, LOL! 
Some people who have read my stuff are shocked to find my Legolas is a virgin! (I try to focus on him too much because he is so well covered in fan fic). So, yes, my elves are very "steaddast and continent," as the good professor wrote in LACE.
You are so correct in taking canon and the real creativty coming when one works within the structure of Tolkien's world, stretching some rules ever so carefully. 
But once wedded, whoo hoo, my elves enjoy the physical side of love immensely! They are a passionate as the fiery elves of the First Age!
--Eruanna
Alassante:
Yup, the name means "gift of Eru."
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Alassante
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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So it's cavorting with Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters, to quote the League of Gentlemen
I don't think I would ask a male of any nationality to spank anything, to be honest. When you look like a female Grima, sex doesn't really come up in conversation that often.  |
Hey - I like that. I missed that in the League of Gentleman.
First off  do not speak of yourself or your looks so poorly! Everyone is beautiful to someone! And besides - we love you not matter what you look like. And you probably have that sexy British accent going for you so if you come to USA you could have that as a different benefit. Guess it isn't all that impressive to have that accent in the UK, eh?
 But if you are willing to be spanked, hey hey hey! I am sure you can find plenty of men in this country willing to do it. We are a bunch of degenerates. Course, that is why everyone loves us. Wait, doesn't every one hate us?? Whatever! Love us, hate us, you'll fit it in this big ol' melting pot. If you want a nice, decent, wholesome place to visit, come to my side of the country where we all practice southern hospitality. If you want to visit the degenerates go to the West Coast. That's where GhettoElleth lives. 'nuff said! 
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Alassante
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:08 pm Post subject: Re: No hard feelings! |
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| Eruanna wrote: |
--Eruanna
Alassante:
Yup, the name means "gift of Eru." |
Bad news Eruanna. I used the name in a story about a dark elf (female) who has been corrupted by Sauron and kidnaps certain main characters. She and her peeps then turn them to a life of sin. Eruanna was the one who corrupted Aragorn.
Now that I sorta know you, I think I will go to that other fan fiction site (that shall remain nameless) and change her name to something else more befitting a skanky ho. You seem too nice to have such a ho sharing your name!
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | SpaceWeavil wrote: |
So it's cavorting with Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters, to quote the League of Gentlemen
I don't think I would ask a male of any nationality to spank anything, to be honest. When you look like a female Grima, sex doesn't really come up in conversation that often. |
Hey - I like that. I missed that in the League of Gentleman. |
I might have slightly misquoted that, but the gist of it is there. I must watch that series again sometime. Cheers me up no end.
| Quote: | | First off do not speak of yourself or your looks so poorly! Everyone is beautiful to someone! And besides - we love you not matter what you look like. And you probably have that sexy British accent going for you so if you come to USA you could have that as a different benefit. Guess it isn't all that impressive to have that accent in the UK, eh? |
My accent's kind of similar to Billy Boyd's. Maybe a bit harsher. Most of my US tourists could understand me though  (I tried moving to England to see if I could get anywhere on the accent. Didn't work ) But thanks anyway. But I'm actually used to life on the shelf now. At least no one tells me I can't have the house full of LOTR stuff or anything like that.
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VanatheEverYoung
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | VanatheEverYoung wrote: | | SpaceWeavil wrote: |
Spanking the monkey? 
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Must be an American thing. That's the first slang term for sex I ever learned. I now realize why the 2nd-graders and high school kids are kept seperate on the school bus.  |
Ummmm....Vana, let's just clarify so Space doesn't get confused and makes a embarassing mistake when asking some american male to spank the monkey. It's not sex. Unless you consider it sex when you are all alone. Or rather a man is all alone. Personally, Vana could not spank the monkey. Well I guess she could, but it wouldn't be her own monkey. Space - are you getting what I saying or do I need to provide illustrations?  |
Correction: maybe its a Mid-west thing. Around here "monkey" belongs to a female.  Geesh. I cannot believe I am having this conversation.
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Eruanna
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:24 pm Post subject: Re: No hard feelings! |
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[Alassante:
Yup, the name means "gift of Eru."[/quote]
Bad news Eruanna. I used the name in a story about a dark elf (female) who has been corrupted by Sauron and kidnaps certain main characters. She and her peeps then turn them to a life of sin. Eruanna was the one who corrupted Aragorn.
(Tee-hee) I love darkfics where characters are not 100% pure and angelic. (No one is, actually.) Nothing like working with the agents of Melkor to make a fic interesting.
As for your dark elf Eruanna--"You go girl! Maeglin is looking for a woman like you!"
--Eruanna
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Alassante
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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My accent's kind of similar to Billy Boyd's. Maybe a bit harsher. Most of my US tourists could understand me though (I tried moving to England to see if I could get anywhere on the accent. Didn't work ) But thanks anyway. But I'm actually used to life on the shelf now. At least no one tells me I can't have the house full of LOTR stuff or anything like that. |
What part of the UK do you live in? And aren't you only like in your early to mid twenties? Maybe over there, that is life on the shelf. Over here, that is just when the party starts! 
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Alassante
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:31 pm Post subject: Re: No hard feelings! |
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| Eruanna wrote: | Some people who have read my stuff are shocked to find my Legolas is a virgin! (I try to focus on him too much because he is so well covered in fan fic). So, yes, my elves are very "steaddast and continent," as the good professor wrote in LACE.
You are so correct in taking canon and the real creativty coming when one works within the structure of Tolkien's world, stretching some rules ever so carefully.
But once wedded, whoo hoo, my elves enjoy the physical side of love immensely! They are a passionate as the fiery elves of the First Age!
--Eruanna
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Eruanna - Tolkien never talks about Legolas getting married so he would have died a virgin. That is a waste of a perfectly good elf!
In my Mirkwood, he is selective but not innocent and he marries my OFCs. But I think he has slept with all of them first. I mean - you don't buy a car without the test drive, do you?? And since Elves are bound for life, I definatly would have to advocate a test drive.
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | SpaceWeavil wrote: |
My accent's kind of similar to Billy Boyd's. Maybe a bit harsher. Most of my US tourists could understand me though (I tried moving to England to see if I could get anywhere on the accent. Didn't work ) But thanks anyway. But I'm actually used to life on the shelf now. At least no one tells me I can't have the house full of LOTR stuff or anything like that. |
What part of the UK do you live in? And aren't you only like in your early to mid twenties? Maybe over there, that is life on the shelf. Over here, that is just when the party starts! |
I'm from Fife, which is on the east coast of Scotland, but I live in Glasgow, which is on the west. And I'm 25, which I know doesn't sound that old (unless I'm at uni, where they all think I'm ancient  ) but, without turning this into the 'SW-self-pity-thread' because I don't want to do that, I said I wasn't going to hijack any more threads with irrelevant stuff, I honestly don't have anything anybody would want, either in looks or personality or anything else, and I'm fine with that. Like I said, I get to do what I want, when I want, and nobody argues. Except my neighbours. And I just bang back on the wall when that happens
So  I do apologise
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ghettoelleth
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Spacey, shut up, you know you're so sexy librarian its gagging. You wait, your elfie will come. I mean shooot, I got married fer cryin out loud. To a brit no less. A snotty brit at that. I horrify his mother hehe.
By the way, ElvishPresley(my website techie guy) is your neighbor, he's from Cumbria, how sad is that?
"come to my side of the country where we all practice southern hospitality. If you want"
I'm not even going to go into how she sits on a rock all day, staring at the sun and playing her banjo.
And for the third time today HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW SIGGIE SPACEUMS????????
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | Spacey, shut up, you know you're so sexy librarian its gagging. You wait, your elfie will come. I mean shooot, I got married fer cryin out loud. To a brit no less. A snotty brit at that. I horrify his mother hehe.
By the way, ElvishPresley(my website techie guy) is your neighbor, he's from Cumbria, how sad is that?
"come to my side of the country where we all practice southern hospitality. If you want"
I'm not even going to go into how she sits on a rock all day, staring at the sun and playing her banjo.
And for the third time today HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW SIGGIE SPACEUMS???????? |
All I can say is, if I'm the most intelligent woman you know, you need to meet more people... 
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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Shpashey shnogs!
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DarkElfChilde
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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- starts to say something but doesn't-
Ummmm.....
- shifty eyes-
(insert comment here)
- DEC
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Shpashey shnogs! |
Shpashey being a moody twit today. Ignore Shpashey.
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Eruanna
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| Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:13 pm Post subject: Legolas? A virgin? |
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Eruanna - Tolkien never talks about Legolas getting married so he would have died a virgin. That is a waste of a perfectly good elf!
In my Mirkwood, he is selective but not innocent and he marries my OFCs. But I think he has slept with all of them first. I mean - you don't buy a car without the test drive, do you?? And since Elves are bound for life, I definatly would have to advocate a test drive.[/quote]
Alassante:
Yup, that's why we can read anything we want into these pretty boys of the wood! Ain't I wonderful? The lovely Mirkwood prince gets down and dirty with just about everyone in Ea and Arda so I decided on something out of the ordinary and made him a chaste Tolkienian canon boy! (You're right about wasting a good elf, but tee-hee, it's all about fantasy.)
My take on elf sex is that there is no test drive. You're wedded from the moment you start to play slap-and-tickle! This means that you already know you will be bonded for eternity, and you fling yourselves at each other like lightning striking dry tinder. I have this belief that elves have innate sexual instincts so that "test drives" are not necessary. They're born with a sexual know-how.
Anyway, that's my elf-boy AU, and I'm stickin' to it.
--Eruanna
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