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BittenBuggy
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Hey! Hubby likes my stamp! 
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sindohte
Joined: 13 May 2003
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| Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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Oh you must mean the poor dear is incredibly near sighted and without glasses everything is a blur!!! How lucky for him that he can't see the 3 inch high letters across your butt 
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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He can see the three inch high letters its the ones below that say 'property of the VMF-311 squadron' in very small print that he has a hard time reading  And thank god for the small blessings...
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sindohte
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| Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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| BittenBuggy wrote: | | 'property of the VMF-311 squadron' |
Is this something I even want to know about? 
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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Probably not... 
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sindohte
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| Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, anything involving a squadron is probably NOT a good thing. Or it might be so good that you shouldn't talk about it
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, it was very good
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sindohte
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| Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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That's what I figured 
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| sindohte wrote: | As promised Ms Viv, a picture of Gimli to inspire you to heights of greatness. I found this at the Council of Elrond. The artist is Sabra R. Hart. Now after seeing this picture - how can all the Elf hags not think dwarves are not sexy?
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Who knew that that's what was under all that armor! 
Ok, smut now ladies!
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KhazarKhum
Joined: 02 Sep 2003
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Location: Quartz Hill, CA--USA
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How could you not infer what was under that armor?? How do you suppose that armor moved, hmmm? And what do you suppose years of wearing that armor would do??
For shame, ladies. For shame! |
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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It's the fault of those tallish, longish elves, prancing about in silks!! We all forgot to look down at the armor-clad warriors soberly standing guard!
*vows never to make the same mistake*
ah, the joys of lusty thoughts:)
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Thuriniel
Joined: 29 Jul 2003
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Location: Watching the purple sky fly over me ...
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| Moralanqua wrote: | Author name.
If the author has a really dumbass name like PrincessLegolasOMG1! then I dont bother. If i recognise the name, which i usually do, i know what to roughly expect. If its someone i dont, then i move on to the pairing.
If i can believe it, i'll read it. If its something new, i'll read it. If the author cannot spell her title and summary correctly, its a waste of my time.
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So true Mora! Names like those already tell you what's in store for you! I also avoid fics that have countless spelling errors, or fics that mispell the canon character's names ... if the writer is not taking the time to run a quick spell check and doesn't even know the names of the Tolkien characters s/he is writing about, then it's not worth my time!
| Moralanqua wrote: | | I dont read new fics on FF.net anymore. OSA is the only place where i give newbies a chance since there are only a minimum of fics on this site that i couldnt read. The categories make it simple too! |
I haven't read anything new in FFN since I started coming to this site. FFN has become a haven of crappy writing ... I never thought it would get that bad!
... we're very lucky indeed to have OSA  !
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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Yes Maria -- poor Aragon...
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queenoftheshire
Joined: 03 Dec 2003
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Location: Catching Birds with a Pool Skimmer
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| SilverMoonLady wrote: | It's the fault of those tallish, longish elves, prancing about in silks!! We all forgot to look down at the armor-clad warriors soberly standing guard!
*vows never to make the same mistake*
ah, the joys of lusty thoughts:) |
^_^ Ha! -snort- Yup...'course. If you've got a problem, blame the elves...
Fine with me...
Finally! A new outlet for perverted us!!!
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Oh, no real *blame* attached; they can't help being ethereal
There's more than enough room for grace in this world, but you must admit they can be distractingly lovely...
'Course, a solid hunk of mortal male is my preference, but to each her own:)
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