Its not only hamsters whats gots mommies
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ghettoelleth
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| Do wrote: | | I do miss my Ben & Jerry's, which is unavailable here in Oz. |
Can't you crave something a bit less difficult, like Oreo's?
| Do wrote: | He's planning to be at the pub during my labour... you can imagine I'm already shopping for a double-barrel shotgun.
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I told you Mephostopholes is not Italian.
| Mephostopholes wrote: | | "What to expect when the pump runs dry" (followed by the sequel "What to expect when the pub closes"). |
I'd say you're going to hell but since you already hold the pink slip.... 
And after that poor attempt at redemption, let me give you one really solid piece of advice, do NOT lean against the railing during contractions. If by some stroke of luck (I really do mean bad luck  ) she manages to grab on, try to lull her into a sense of accomplishment by rolling your eyes to the back of your head and screaming like a mezzo soprano.
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Texasgirl
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:13 am Post subject: |
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wow. i'm reading all of this and the thought going through my head is "oh shit, i'm getting scared and i'm not even 5 years close to this!!!!"
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Maram68
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As having the privilege of knowing Mr. Do and Mrs. Robbie up close and personal, I know they are going to be "kick-ass" parents ... and get through the stress victorious.
As to who gets his/her ass kicked ... ok, not going there ....
Best vibes!
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