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Anna
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
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| Quote: | Guh. I like Viggo better in his Aragorn incarnation than regular life, but apparently it's just me
Hm. Really, this isn't too hard. I mean, JD and VM are both way, way too old for me - old enough to be my dads! |
What´s wrong with older men? I´ll have you know; I wouldn´t kick Sean Connery out of my bed and he´s, like, 150!
Btw, I would take Aragorn over Viggo any day, but the voice is the same. Besides, I don´t think Aragorn would know how to swear in danish --- Viggo does, on the other hand, and that is a mighty funny thing!  |
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Saralitazie
Joined: 17 Apr 2004
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Location: Stamping Property of Litzy the Lush all over Glorfindel.
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Oooooooh, swearing in Danish...hm. Note to self: learn how to do that.
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Eyborg
Joined: 08 May 2004
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| Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Hey, I know how to swear in Danish... For helvede også! |
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Anna
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| Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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How about: 'Jeg skal flå din röv i laser!', 'Rend mig i röven!', 'Det er gået kuk i maskineriet'?  |
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Saralitazie
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| Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Translations would be nice.. sheesh  
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Anna
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| Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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I don´t know if I should.....but here goes!
'Jeg skal flå din röv i laser!' -- 'I will skin your ass with laser!' (or 'I´m gonna kick your ass!')
'Rend mig i röven!' -- 'Fuck my ass!' (or 'Fuck you!')
'Det er gået kuk i maskineriet.' -- 'There´s a cock in the machinery.' (used when the car won´t start etc.)
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Aerin
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
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Location: ORLI'S LIPS are distracting me
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| Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:25 pm Post subject: ... |
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Stop...can't breathe! "aide moi!" tears are streaming...can't stop laughing.... |
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Eyborg
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| Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, Anna, you're Swedish, right? - Jävlar...! 
(Maybe we should rate this thread?) |
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BittenBuggy
Joined: 27 Dec 2003
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Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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| Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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Now, I just need a tape of Viggo saying a few of those choice phrases - and then tape one of his orgasms - and I'll be a happy girl.
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Eyborg wrote: | | (Maybe we should rate this thread?) |
Darlin, the title is 'who would be better in bed'
Do you think we need a rating?
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Roisin
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| Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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In one of our many dialogues on this subject, Sindhohte and I decided that Viggo would be one of those quiet guys that you especially have to keep an eye on. One minute you'd be discussing the failures of the Bush administration, the next he would have your panties in his teeth.
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Eyborg
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| Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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| BittenBuggy wrote: | | Eyborg wrote: | | (Maybe we should rate this thread?) |
Darlin, the title is 'who would be better in bed'
Do you think we need a rating? |
Oops... right. Doh!  |
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Anna
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| Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | In one of our many dialogues on this subject, Sindhohte and I decided that Viggo would be one of those quiet guys that you especially have to keep an eye on. One minute you'd be discussing the failures of the Bush administration, the next he would have your panties in his teeth.
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Oooo....my mind is shutting down! The visions.... 
And yes, Eyborg, I´m Swedish. Sooo....'Fan i helvetes jävla skit, piss och mög!'
How about sharing some Icelandic swearing with us? All in the name of education, of course.  |
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BittenBuggy
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| Roisin wrote: | | One minute you'd be discussing the failures of the Bush administration, the next he would have your panties in his teeth. |
 That is.... so cruel. Next guy to walk in my front door gets attacked.
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Eyborg
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| Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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Well, in Iceland (like in Sweden), we use mainly swearing words that have to do with hell or the devil. So, we say "helvíti" (hell), "djöfullinn", "andskotinn" & "fjandinn" (all meaning, devil).
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Djöfulsins andskotans helvíti! Fjandinn hafi það! 
Yikes! And I don't normally swear unless I'm angry... 
BTW this topic has gone way 
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