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Robbie
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:54 am    Post subject: Bad Sex Awards Reply with quote

Sorry, should have said "Bad Sex In Literature Awards" but some of you may want to apply anyway... but only if you can top this year's winner:
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Slither slither slither slither went the tongue, but the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns.
Oh God, it was not just at the border where the flesh of the breast joins the pectoral sheath of the chest no, the hand was cupping her entire right - Now! She must say 'No, Hoyt' and talk to him like a dog..


Read all about it: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4091643.stm

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look at my avatar for what I think about this...


"moan moan moan moan moan...."


wtf


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wtf wtf wtf

alllrighty then...you know it's kinda sad when you can say that you've seen/read better sex scenes in romance novels...and they're pretty cheesy...
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its the ob-gyn guide to breast examinations. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*snorts tea through nose*

so wrong...that was so wrong..

funny as all get out; but wrong

hahahaha
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's even worse is that this is a feted and revered writer. He penned Bonfire of the Vanities, among other things.

Of course, he's also got his knickers in a twist about this bad-sex award. He's the only "honored" writer in the history of the award who has refused to come to their banquet and accept their little statuette.

Hoity!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Bad Sex Awards Reply with quote

[quote="Robbie"]
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Slither slither slither slither went the tongue, but the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns.
Oh God, it was not just at the border where the flesh of the breast joins the pectoral sheath of the chest no, the hand was cupping her entire right - Now! She must say 'No, Hoyt' and talk to him like a dog..


a doctor's winter night romance novel....

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah right, so that's what I pay my license fee to the BBC to report on Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Panneth wrote:
Ah right, so that's what I pay my license fee to the BBC to report on Very Happy


Yeah, it's always good to know they're not wasting the money on something silly... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpaceWeavil wrote:
Panneth wrote:
Ah right, so that's what I pay my license fee to the BBC to report on Very Happy


Yeah, it's always good to know they're not wasting the money on something silly... Laughing


I am very grateful to the Beeb for a number of things. The most recent being Richard Armitage, the new Colin Firth only northern.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Panneth wrote:
SpaceWeavil wrote:
Panneth wrote:
Ah right, so that's what I pay my license fee to the BBC to report on Very Happy


Yeah, it's always good to know they're not wasting the money on something silly... Laughing


I am very grateful to the Beeb for a number of things. The most recent being Richard Armitage, the new Colin Firth only northern.


Don't know that one. Shall have to keep a closer eye on the BBC channels... Cool

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Panneth wrote:
Ah right, so that's what I pay my license fee to the BBC to report on Very Happy

but of course! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am I stupid or does anyone else not know what a 'otorhinolaryngological cavern' is? I mean I can figure it out but I have no idea where that word came from.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Long words like that make me nervous...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alassante wrote:
Am I stupid or does anyone else not know what a 'otorhinolaryngological cavern' is? I mean I can figure it out but I have no idea where that word came from.


Well an otorhinolaryngologist or otolaryngologist is an ear, nose and throat specialist, so at a wild guess does he just mean throat? (Phrase about calling spades 'spades' comes to mind) Very Happy

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