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ZeeDrippyVessel
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Guess what???? I never did one of these!!!!!
I feel so left out!
Hi! I'm Zee... Zee for short! I read some, I write some... okay I WRITE a lot of smut! But isn't that what we are here for? I love mins. I love nekked mins. I love Horse Lords that can sing 'Save a horse, Ride a Rohirrim!" I love Elves that do NOT believe in LACE because, let's face it. Tolkien broke the rules ALL the time, so why should we follow them???
A noble question!
I thoroughly believe that dirty Elves fade, but Mins, you just throw them in the shower and wash therir parts and they are happy and willing to go get dirty again so we can bathe them again!
OH the JOY!!!!
Any recs???? Ask me ANYTHING! I'll answer...
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Texasgirl
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zee - you've been here for like two years..............you're a GEEZER, woman! said in the most respectful way possible, of course
but howdy anyway! 
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SpaceWeavil
Joined: 27 May 2004
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Location: Looking at shiny things
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So, is this a record? Longest time taken to introduce yourself in the newbie thread? 
Well, welcome little newbie 
Oh, and for recommendations? I recommend anything I have ever written ever because it's brilliant *snort*  (btw, kidding. I'm not that conceited, heh)
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Texasgirl
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still staring at that LOVELY avvie....
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ZeeDrippyVessel
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Yes I am a geezer and damn proud of it!
And yes, anything Space writes is pure - d - Genius!
LONG LIVE SMUT THE DRAGON!!!!!!
Comeon comeon .... ask me anything... rec me anything...
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DarkElfChilde
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Hey Zee...lol...
- DEC
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DarkElfChilde
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So we can ask you anything?
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Texasgirl
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question....hmm....okay:
Why do people in England speak English?
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ZeeDrippyVessel
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And yes that's a nice piece of Hugo-ass....
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rohanion
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| Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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hi zee, you said to ask any questions - well what is a min?
Also what is LACE? |
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ZeeDrippyVessel
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okay - people from England speak English because that's what THEIR parents speak and they are creatures of habit.
Min is ghetto for men. Mins is more than one ghetto min. (plural)
Lace is Laws and Customs of Elves. There are those who live by Lace. Lace is boring. Lace says the Elves had next to no sex life. We burn Lace. It lights up nicely. Starts wonderful bonfires.
NEXT?????
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DarkElfChilde
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Zee, could you R&R&R my stories? I'll share my wafers with you if you do...that is if you like wafers.
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rohanion
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| Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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| aha, I am now enlightened! Many thanks for the info |
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ZeeDrippyVessel
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DEC - give me time, and I will do so!
Rohanion - I am so glad I could aid in your education. Knowledge is a wonderful thing. But then again, so is ignorance.
Ignorance is bliss.
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DarkElfChilde
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awwz thankiez Zee. 
- DEC
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