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MarzBar
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 Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:30 pm Post subject: Old Broad Newbie Here |
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Name is MarzBar, partly for the candy and partly for war-like disposition. That means as chocolate, I am semi-sweet. 
I love really good het smut written by women who have actually had good sex, preferably more than once. These women are generally old enough to know better and too old to give a damn about what other people think.
I look forward to reading stories here. This site was recommended to me by a very good author from aff.net. I think she is Allasante here and I am her fan. |
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Shanalir
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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 Welcome to OSA and the forum! Please fasten your safety belt and prepare yourself for the standard sense of humour info. 
First, since we tend to go off in really strange directions in the forums on a regular basis, we like to reccomend that you bring your sense of humour with you when you visit. If you lose or forget it, please check the Lost & Found. If lost, it may have been turned in here, and if forgotten, we usually have a few loaners laying around. Be careful of the loaners, though. A couple of them are a little warped,  and are very good at hiding it when they are actually in the Lost & Found. Also, if for some reason you need a place to temporarily store your sense of humour, we have a Locker Room available for the purpose. We're also thinking about Locker Rooms for your Sense of Drama, Sense of Angst, and Sense of Confusion. Those will probably be in the thinking stages for a while, though. We're still trying to clean up all of the sawdust from the addition of the Locker Room. 
Please enjoy yourself while you're here, and participate in the forums as much or as little as you can tolerate.
Oh, I meant to say somewhere in my random ramblings, you came to a good place for really good het smut. There is quite a bit of good stuff here. There's also a lot of good stuff on the less or not at all steamy side. A couple of good mystery ficws, some good suspenses, and a lot of sweet, fluffy pink bunny colored "Awwwwwwwwww" stuff in here too. I love the fluff. it just makes you want to grab a plot bunny and hug it untill it's stuffing pops out it's ears.  
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Alassante
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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Hey Marz!!!! You made it! 
You will love this site if you want your sex Het only (unlike AFF). AFF has some great writers - some even post here but there stuff is buried under the purring elves and the MPRG Legolas. Plus this site has an update feature so you don't have to come back and check on whats updated. And best of all - its has forums so you can mingle with the other nut cases like us.
Be forewarned of Ghetto. She is a mega talented writer but - shes nuts.  Seriously  Unlike the rest of us who are just "special".  But I love her anyway She's so purdy.
Let me know if you need me to hook you up with an Avie. I have been known to deal avies on the side. 
Oh...almost forgot - before everyone asks the number one question (although I think I already know) whats your fancy - Elves, men of Gondor, horselords, hobbits, ents, wizards, dwarves, etc. I think you are a PEF (pervy elf fancier) based on the fact you read my stuff but you are also reading Elf and Future King which has Eomer so maybe you are a PEF/PHLF.....hmmm...enquiring minds wanna know....  Union reps from the PMF and PHF will be in here most likely very soon.
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trekqueen
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:52 pm Post subject: Re: Old Broad Newbie Here |
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| MarzBar wrote: | Name is MarzBar, partly for the candy and partly for war-like disposition. That means as chocolate, I am semi-sweet.
I love really good het smut written by women who have actually had good sex, preferably more than once. These women are generally old enough to know better and too old to give a damn about what other people think.
I look forward to reading stories here. This site was recommended to me by a very good author from aff.net. I think she is Allasante here and I am her fan. |
Hey MarzBar!! Welcome! I know you from your little pokes to write more soon for Eternal! Though you know me as Mitzi at aff.net. Heh, good to see you made it here! Hope you enjoy it.
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:23 am Post subject: Re: Old Broad Newbie Here |
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| MarzBar wrote: | Name is MarzBar, partly for the candy and partly for war-like disposition. That means as chocolate, I am semi-sweet.
I love really good het smut written by women who have actually had good sex, preferably more than once. These women are generally old enough to know better and too old to give a damn about what other people think. |
Oh! Marz ... you sound like my kind o' gal (read: I wish I'd written that intro).
I think I'm the PMF union rep Al referred to, having an oft-stated preference for the Gondorians, and absolutely no empathy for those who prefer Elves to the exclusion of all sense, uh, all else.
Do you write also? Writers are always welcome and encouraged here, but what we really crave is readers/raters/reviewers (please do all three, frequently -- 'vote early, vote often').
And any friend of Al's is ... well, welcome.
NB
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SpaceWeavil
Joined: 27 May 2004
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:41 am Post subject: Re: Old Broad Newbie Here |
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| MarzBar wrote: | Name is MarzBar, partly for the candy and partly for war-like disposition. That means as chocolate, I am semi-sweet.
I love really good het smut written by women who have actually had good sex, preferably more than once. These women are generally old enough to know better and too old to give a damn about what other people think. |
(my het smut must be rubbish then...I'm only 25 and fairly demure in my approach to life...)  (actually that is probably the wrong smiley to use for 'demure') 
Welcome to OSA. Alassante mentioned you'd joined and that you'd been a good reviewer on AFF. Hope you feel comfortable enough to review here as well, and possibly to post? (Don't know if you write)
I'm Spaceweavil, though am referred to by anything from Oi You! to Spacey, Weavy, Weavums, SW and 'the Weavil'. I write mostly elf fics, although my story list is starting to swing towards Nazgul-related stories lately, so I've noticed, so maybe I should represent the union of PNFs? (I wasn't kidding though, my three attempts at smut writing here were a bit lame. I admire anyone who can actually write believeable smut with a straight face).
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SilverMoonLady
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:07 am Post subject: |
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Ooooh! A reader that knows her smut!! Welcome welcome darling! I certainly hope you find yourself at home here right quick, and that we can help to fill the orgasm-file for you! 
SilverMoonLady
*local PHF rep*
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Alassante
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:30 am Post subject: |
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| SilverMoonLady wrote: | we can help to fill the orgasm-file for you!
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orgasm-file? 
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SilverMoonLady
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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well, of course, the orgasm-file!! Don't you have a pretty folder (virtual, imaginary, real or otherwise) full of lovely inspiration???
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Shanalir
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Just out of curiosity....... No, I'm not going to say it!! I was going to go with the flow, but I don't want this to "flow" any further towards gutteriness.
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SilverMoonLady
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Come, now, little Shan! Join us in the gutter, darling! The view is ... well ok, so the view ain't all that, but the company is well worth it!
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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| SilverMoonLady wrote: | | Come, now, little Shan! Join us in the gutter, darling! The view is ... well ok, so the view ain't all that, but the company is well worth it! |
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
Sorry, couldn't resist a bit of Oscar Wilde there.
Back to your regularly scheduled programmes.
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SilverMoonLady
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I had forgotten about those... too busy with the O-file... ))
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Shanalir
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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| SilverMoonLady wrote: | | Come, now, little Shan! Join us in the gutter, darling! The view is ... well ok, so the view ain't all that, but the company is well worth it! |
But I just managed to start crawling out of the gutter!!!!  I was military for two years, and spent most of that time in a mechanical training squadron. I lived in the gutter! It was the only way to retain what little sanity I had. I can't really go back since they rented out my old apartment down there.
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Yavanie
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:55 pm Post subject: Re: Old Broad Newbie Here |
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| MarzBar wrote: | Name is MarzBar, ....partly for war-like disposition.
I love really good het smut written by women who have actually had good sex, preferably more than once. These women are generally old enough to know better and too old to give a damn about what other people think.
This site was recommended to me by .... Allasante here and I am her fan. |
Well, another welcome to the insane asylum and let me be the first (again - love ya TG) to say HOWDY!!!
Warlike disposition? ha, I'm a redhead, move over!!! anyway, if it's het you love, especially staring anyone or any race ever devised in the mind of the Professor, this is definitely the place to be!!
As for old enough to know better but too old to give a damn, yeah, there's a few of us around here.
Welcome to the madness, the rest of the welcoming committe should be along shortly......
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