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Alassante
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 Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:09 am Post subject: Ghettos of ME are putting up their party lights today! |
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Its official. Ghetto is now older than me. Not any wiser mind you, but alas older.  So here's wishing her a happy birthday and a cake with a naked elf popping out of it!
 Happy Birthday!!!
      
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NeumeIndil
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:19 am Post subject: |
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In honor of Ghetto's "Coming of Age" (even though she's not a Hobbit), a limerick:
There was a young Elleth from L.A.
who logged on to a website one day.
She wrote really good pr0n
that turned people on
and now it's her bleepin' birthday.
Sorry, the delivery is bad, but the sentiment is the same:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RobinKa
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:29 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday!!!
So let's and get
and 
Binka
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Neniel
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:45 am Post subject: |
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Oooooh, Ghetto's celebrating her birthday! *bringing out naked elves and horse-lords for everyone* And we're throwing her a surprise party! I know, there will be the twins holding up a huge cake, Glorfindel and Erestor following right behind with all sorts of gifts (I'm leaving THAT to your imagination!  ). Haldir and his brothers are welcoming guests in the entrance ala Lorien-style while Legolas is singing something about a Nimrodel-babe!  The Horse-Lords are just standing in the corner throwing the elves wicked glares and mumbling something about elven and rohirric lances...
And, I'm the slightly loony in the middle yelling:
Happy Birthday!!!
Yeap, I'm high on caffeine... again!
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DreadLadyFreya
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:19 am Post subject: |
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Wow! I'm not sure what I can add to all this... Except to hope that you don't get caught!
Happy Birfday!!
Oh, wait! Dessert toppings! I'll supply the dessert toppings for the elveses and horse lords!  Hmm, now we'll need chocolate (of course), butterscotch, whipped cream, cherries, oh strawberries! Can't forget the strawberries, plain & chocolate dipped. So much to do, so much to do...
Boromir? Where's my leather boustier? Oh, and my riding crop? 
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:25 am Post subject: |
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Ahhh Shmoo, my luggage
Neume, LMAO. That is priceless
Binka Buhdinka, watch 'em shoes, honey, I'm a projectile 
Neni, I love the horselords too, I'll take two please.
Frey, ya sexay ole biatch, I love ya, honey!!! That's the only fruit smiley we have? Hmm, we've got  the other white meat, but no strawberries.
Thanks everybody!
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Rhapsody
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:35 am Post subject: |
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Happy Birthday dear Ghetto!
May you have many many happy returns, with lots of fun, joy, sensuality...
Now that the rest of the girls already have send you so much, all I can see to it that a handsome rugged ranger brings you a suitcase with toys... *behave Rhaps*
What I had in mind for you is way above nc-17 rating, but that would be confiscated at the door, so if the Valar are willing, it will get to you
Have a great day!
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Robbie
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:49 am Post subject: |
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Putting on the lights, indeed....
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:56 am Post subject: |
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I'm always late arriving at these things....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GHETTO!
Big nekkid elves, men, dwarves and anything else you fancy, carrying bottles of Moet and boxes of the finest Dutch and Belgian chocolate around. And a couple of jars of jam for good measure.
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Maram68
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:17 am Post subject: |
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I was looking for naked goodness out there but I know you already have it all ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GHETTO!!!
May you have the greatest day full of elves, booze and good vibes!
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:10 am Post subject: |
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It may be Ghetto's birthday but Robbie and Nueme are taking the cake!!
And, in the words of John Cusack: "Who needs alcohol?"
I do, I do!! So screaming purple jesuses all around so we can have more projectile spew and celebrate right!!
Happy Birthday, my dear Ghetto!!
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SilverMoonLady
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:58 am Post subject: |
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Happy happy happy birthday!!!
so glad you're about to frisk the elves and make the Men run!!!
Sil
*who just can't compete with the colorful residents on a Monday morning...*
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ellisk
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:03 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday Ghetto!
I'm sure you will enjoy it--just try not to get arrested.
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Tylany
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:28 am Post subject: |
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Happy birthday Ghetto!
How many elves do you have? I can barely fit in here! Anyway I hope you have a great day, though I don't think there is any room for more elves so I'll leave mine outside. If ever it feels a bit crowded go outside there is a lot more room and elves .
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VanatheEverYoung
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| Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday, Ghetto!
I have an aversion to dancing veggies and fruit, so you'll have to live with the wave.
By the Valar, there have never been so many naked elves in the ghetto! I think every elf known to us has been brought to the party already. Except Thranduil! Wahoo! He's my date, but I'll share since it's your birthday My, I can't believe ellisk missed inviting the Mirkwood royalty.
Cheers!
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