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aelfwine
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
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 Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:59 pm Post subject: Hail and well met |
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I have been lurking in the shadows and enjoying the stories here for a while now. I thought it was high time I logged in and introduced myself. I am Aelfwine, sometime Bard who desires deeply to put computer key to screen and attempt some fan fiction.
I ask you to be patient as this shall be a first attempt and as with all firsts I shall doubtless have to crawl before I can keep up with those of you whose stories run so beautifully.
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Spelling? Hukt on foniks werkt fur me.
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ZeeDrippyVessel
Joined: 11 May 2003
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Location: deep south
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 12:53 am Post subject: |
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***ambles up to the bar*** 
Why hello there little newbie! i beat the official 'howdy team' and the insane person with the font color problem.
So, what's your poison? Elf? Dwarf? Ent? Hobbit? Man? Orc-meat???
I'm a pervy Horse-lord fancier , myself... 
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Alassante
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:00 am Post subject: |
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Let me be the first to welcome you to this super serious, very stiff upper lip, website. We have no fun here nor do we never crack a smile.
Not buying that? Well good! Cause its so not true. Welcome to OSA where insanity reigns supreme.  The inmates took over the asylum long ago. We even elected a leader but I think Robbie took her for shock treatment awhile back and never returned her. 
Just have fun, read, rate, and review (sorry Nancy, took your fave lines), and possibly write some!
So whats your fancy? Elves, men, horselords, hobbits, dwarves, trolls, orcs, etc?
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Alassante
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:01 am Post subject: |
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| ZeeDrippyVessel wrote: | Why hello there little newbie! i beat the official 'howdy team' and the insane person with the font color problem.
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Crap I was first but I got distracted by something shiny before I hit submit!
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ZeeDrippyVessel
Joined: 11 May 2003
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Location: deep south
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:34 am Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: |
Crap I was first but I got distracted by something shiny before I hit submit! |
Hubby bought metalic condoms again, eh?
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aelfwine
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:55 am Post subject: What's your poison? |
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| Quote: | | So, what's your poison? Elf? Dwarf? Ent? Hobbit? Man? Orc-meat??? |
If I may quote merry and pippin,
"Whats that?"
" That my friend is a pint"
" it comes in pints? I'm getting one!"
In other words , If it was once mentioned by Tolkien I find it intoxicating and will indulge myself in the largest portion I can get hold of.
"What about second breakfast? what about elevenses?" 
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HamsterofDOOM
Joined: 12 May 2005
Posts: 56
Location: I\'m stuck in a bucket!
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome welcome! Heh wow I've posted and it's not on the second page! Anyway nice to have another one on board, I'm actually still fresh and out of the box myself but I have a story up..... I should work on it too....... *cough* In other words, just give the stories a review and back away slowly.
*scurries away before ghettoelleth can stare*
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Neniel
Joined: 29 Dec 2004
Posts: 147
Location: Hiding from the men in white. Contrary to common belief, psychiatrists are *very* sneaky people
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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Hey! Welcome!!! It's great to get new members here all the time and it makes the rest of us newbies (*snort* well, relatively newbies) and fanfic amateurs feel less lonely!
So, gather loads of wicked humor and feel free to enter the nutty-house! The basic rules of survival are two:
1) Review (it makes the inmates... eh, sorry, writers happy and keeps them away from sharp shiny objects)
2) Check out the forums (from my experience it's where the main craziness ensues and it can give you a heads up for the weird drabbles that occasionally come our way. You can also discuss subjects that vary from the exact components of the breakfast Sam cooked on the 46th morning of the Fellowship's journey and Haldir's hair length to which LotR figurine has the coolest pose)
Oh, and of course the rest of us maniacal readers always enjoy the arrival of a new potential writer!
PS: I'm back from my vacation from hell! I got my cute little computer back and I'm finally sleeping in a decent bed again! I will never complain for my matress ever ever ever again in the future!!!
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NancyBrooke
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Joined: 11 May 2003
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Location: In a motel 6 by the airport
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:39 am Post subject: |
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Welcome, Aelfwine, to OSA, and let me take this opportunity (no, the soapbox goes there, Idiot) to emphatically state that not all of us find this madness, mania, craziness, etc. nor are we 'inmates', but certainly escapees - no, strike that - escapists. Better.
And, when I see I've gotten a new review  , I head straight for the sharp pointing objects, i.e. pens and pencils so to write even more, get more reviews, be encouraged to write more and get more reviews ... you get the picture.
Welcome to OSA.
Nancy, opinionated and contrary
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Alassante
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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| NancyBrooke wrote: | | Welcome, Aelfwine, to OSA, and let me take this opportunity (no, the soapbox goes there, Idiot) to emphatically state that not all of us find this madness, mania, craziness, etc. nor are we 'inmates', but certainly escapees - no, strike that - escapists. Better. |
She's the craziest one - don't let her fool you. She's just in denial! If you really want to mess with her, then...put, as-many; bad(punctuation] marks. as, you: can' in...one! sentence? it "makes" her: nuts!@!
 Sorry Duchess, I couldn't resist! The  made me do it.
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Yavanie
Joined: 02 Jun 2004
Posts: 630
Location: Texas
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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Well at least I am the first from the HOWDY committe to get to say HOWDY!!! I've been offline for a week due to computer problems. They are all fixed now and I feel like the sun is shining again!
Indeed welcome to this great place. Look around, get to know the natives and inquiring minds want to know your preferences, Horse Lords, Elves, Hobbits, let us know!
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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Didn't we once (a long long time ago) figure an accronym for the Indiscriminate Pervs among us? You know, a little of this, a little of that...
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NancyBrooke
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Joined: 11 May 2003
Posts: 160
Location: In a motel 6 by the airport
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | If you really want to mess with her, then...put, as-many; bad(punctuation] marks. as, you: can' in...one! sentence? it "makes" her: nuts!@!
Sorry Duchess, I couldn't resist! The made me do it. |
S'okay, Al, thanks to you and those on your cell block  I am now completely immune!! (to bad grammar in posts, at any rate). Bwa Ha Ha!!
| SilverMoonLady wrote: | | Didn't we once (a long long time ago) figure an accronym for the Indiscriminate Pervs among us? You know, a little of this, a little of that... |
PAF's? Pervy anyone fanciers ...
POF's? Pervy opportunist fanciers ...
IPF's? Indescriminate, Pervy, Fanciers ...
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Tylany
Joined: 07 Aug 2005
Posts: 67
Location: Stuck in a daydream.
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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Hello there, I just thought I would warn you of myself.
As my insanity always flees from and goes to someone else! 
They then start to act really weird.
That is really embarassing because I know my insanity is the cause of it!
I swear it would prefer Sauron to me!
Oh, what's this? My insanity says it used to belong to Sauron.
Well, that certainly explains why I started looking for a ring. 
I have decided to use this to welcome newbies from now on.
Sorry
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Tylany wrote: | | I have decided to use this to welcome newbies from now on. |
Argghhh! No more repititious posting patterns, please!!
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Nazgul #3 in charge of ducking & sniggering
Garo golf a conu ned i eneth aran an ir ho delitha ad |
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