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ghettoelleth
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 Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 3:13 am Post subject: The Shmooness turns 212!! |
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On this 24th day of September, in the year 1793, in the records of those what was bournded, is included one Miss K. Shmoo Alassante. Born to Rip Van Winkle and his indentured servant from the Barbados, Petula Fairoza Zambubuu. Miss Shmoo was born in a manger among her mother's friends, a bison, two goats and a small herd of low cattle in dire need of zoloft. After a brief stint as an infant, Shmoo finally grew tall enough to become gainfully employed in a less shifty field. So, at four years old, she packed up and headed out on her own to make her way in the world. Between that time and the present she has held a myriad of odd jobs such as, Queen of the Gypsies, Circus Geek biting the heads off of chickens, the chick that passes out the oranges during half time at the Man U games and lead singer of the Travelling Wilbury's, as well as enjoying two stints as despot of countries with infrastructures that could be called, iffy at best. Among the many honors bestowed upon Shmoo in all the long years of her really really old life, are included, the Purple Cross, The Big Bippie Award and honorary Crab Queen of the Cumbria Crab Festival. Incidentally, that illusive yet intense glow you see across the horizon is not the Aurora Borealis, its just Al's birthday candles. Happy Birthday to my loverly Shmooness. XXXX
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SpaceWeavil
Joined: 27 May 2004
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Location: Looking at shiny things
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Many-est Happiest Returns Al,
Elrohir has spent all week practising the art of tying bows, ready to decorate his erm...present for you... 
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Rhapsody
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:18 am Post subject: |
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A very very happy birthday honey 
I hope this wonderful day brings you much love, smooches, nice pressies and I hope many many happy returns will follow.
May you enjoy your two chocolate covered elves, chosen to your liking
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RobinKa
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:22 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday Al!
*Binka rushes to find her fav march wardens. "Beleg! Haldir! It's Al's birthday today! We need to bring lots of wine and chocolate! Hurry! We don't wanna be late!!!"*
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ellisk
Joined: 23 Jan 2004
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Location: Icon by Alassante! Wow!
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:38 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday AL!!
  
I hope you have a fun day  and many happy returns!
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Neniel
Joined: 29 Dec 2004
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Location: Hiding from the men in white. Contrary to common belief, psychiatrists are *very* sneaky people
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:29 am Post subject: |
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"Happy birthday to yooooouuuuuu...
Happy birthday to yooooouuuuuu...
Happy birthday dear Aaaaaaaaaalll...
Haaa..."
*strangling sounds*
*Thranduil walks away with a gagged Neni on his shoulders*
"Hmmm mm mmmmm mmm"
(translation: More wishes when I get back"
*looking down at Thranduil*
"Hmmmm mmmm, mm mm mmmm"
(translation: Never mind, we might take a while!)
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Haleth
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:31 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday, Al!
Tell Curufin to make something shiny for you.
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dolarabee
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:31 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday, dear Alassante!
Have a fab and exciting day!
  
do.x
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Alassante
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks guys!! So much for aging quietly around here. There is nothing that says friendship like dancing vegetables and multicolored smileys.
You guys are the greatest! 
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DreadLadyFreya
Joined: 30 Mar 2004
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Location: A fantasy world, with beach front property
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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Hey! Weren't you also the so-called "Wizard" in a place called Oz? Or were you the one behind the curtain?
Happy, happy, happy birthday, Al! (Or should I call you Ms. Shmoo?) May all (and I do mean "all") of your naughtiest wishes come true! Just be sure to take notes and include the lurid details in your next chappie.
Oh! And remember to let the chocolate sauce warm to room tempurature before applying it!
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Okay, I'm home late, let's kick this puta back into gear with some nice and nasty party favors
As you know, don't ask, don't tell...no wait, wrong disclaimer
Don't look if flesh in excess disturbs you. You must me this ^ tall to ride this ride.
[url]lol, sorry if anyone happened to catch that, we want URL, not Img.
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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Mega late silly Sil kisses & huggles on the birthday girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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