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evenstar5
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
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 Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:07 pm Post subject: I am evenstar (forgot to do my intro months ago) |
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Hi there I feel so embarassed  I never introduced myself on the forum. Please forgive me for the error of my ways. I think it was a blonde moment 
Here goes:
I am evenstar5, but on my livejournal I am arwenevenstar5.
I love reading fanfiction. Have for years. I am not married and have no kids. I love naked elves and consider myself a smut queen.
I am in the middle of a couple stories I am getting ready to post on osa in a day or so. NC-17 rated of course.I am so very naughty  
hannon le mellon nin
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melissaofaharon
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
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Location: Arkansas
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome evenstar!! Glad to have you aboard here at OSA. I'm Melly, on the newbie bus. I like Horselords, Elves, and Mr. Brandybuck.
I am married with 3 step kids. (2 live with us...) I enjoy reading fan fic of all sorts, on here and other places.
Have fun and feel free to bring us more smut.
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Tylany
Joined: 07 Aug 2005
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Location: Stuck in a daydream.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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Hiya,
Was wondering if you were gonna start a newbie thread.
No worries, it is fine not to introduce yourself. Though with no intro you might confuse some. Example all of a sudden I see someone I never heard of I look and see no intro and I think yo we got us an illegal alien!
No that never really would happen I hope wait wou;d it? 
Well then Hi evenstar5 I like mostly elves , but I find myself starting to kinda like Merry and Pippin. Hobbitism is pouring over me must not convert must not.
This is where loads of people give me the  look. Then me being humilated. Runs away  and flies out the door. 
To return at a less humilating time.
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ZeeDrippyVessel
Joined: 11 May 2003
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Location: deep south
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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actually, I think the winner of the longest time to post a newbie thread is me.
2 years. And a few months. So don't feel bad.
If you like Horselord fics, might I suggest mine? It's Gamling - who is a favorite of mine... (Hey! Any excuse to pimp your own shit, y'know?)
Mae Govanen
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Alassante
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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Hey! Don't I know you from somewhere?  Welcome to the forums Evenstar! Its about time you got your butt over here.
Zee Zee Zee...little Ms.  Zee....I think Evenstar might already be a fan of yours. At least I'm pretty sure you're on her flist.  I guess that could mean she's an anti-fan.  But little Evenstar is too sweet to be a crazed stalker one-star fairy! 
Well I won't bother you with the Nazgul speech that we gave your sisters...you are hearby warned of the OSA Nine, SLM's special cookies, and spit/spew warnings. Stop drinking before reading Ghetto's posts. Its for the best. Also be wary of Inglor...just in general.
Glad you dropped into the gutter with us! Now go tell your sister about my fics so I don't have to them like Zee did and look like a hypocrit hehe. In case you forgot - Elf and Future King and Paradox of the Fourth Age. Not that I am pimping. *whistles innocently* 
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Ottis413
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: West Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:08 pm Post subject: Re: I am evenstar (forgot to do my intro months ago) |
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| evenbetterpornstar5 wrote: | I love naked elves and consider myself a smut queen.
hannon le mellon nin
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Hey!  That sounds like a challange!    Bring on the prOn
 Who currently holds the bejooled crown? (Corset?) I think I saw Getmygunelleth and Silverwhodoesshethinksheislady wresteling over in in the alley behind the OSA gym!! CHICK FIGHT! 
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ZeeDrippyVessel
Joined: 11 May 2003
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: |
Zee Zee Zee...little Ms. Zee....I think Evenstar might already be a fan of yours. At least I'm pretty sure you're on her flist. I guess that could mean she's an anti-fan. But little Evenstar is too sweet to be a crazed stalker one-star fairy!
Well I won't bother you with the Nazgul speech that we gave your sisters...you are hearby warned of the OSA Nine, SLM's special cookies, and spit/spew warnings. Stop drinking before reading Ghetto's posts. Its for the best. Also be wary of Inglor...just in general.
Glad you dropped into the gutter with us! Now go tell your sister about my fics so I don't have to them like Zee did and look like a hypocrit hehe. In case you forgot - Elf and Future King and Paradox of the Fourth Age. Not that I am pimping. *whistles innocently* |
Innocent my arse! If you're innocent... I'm a virgin.
***Muses roll and howl painfully***
And I would NEVER pimp.
YEs OUr little' newbie' is on my flist... not that I'm saying a whole heck of a lot lately.
Right now I shall go peruse the list for ROhirrim fic and a Haldir fic or two. I can bamboozled into working the weekend in the next state for my mom and I'm saving ficcies to read on my laptop while I"m there!
Perhaps I shall ask for reqs...
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Alassante
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:10 am Post subject: |
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| ZeeDrippyVessel wrote: |
Innocent my arse! If you're innocent... I'm a virgin.
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So Micheal is immaculate conception? COOL!
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evenstar5
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:46 am Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | Hey! Don't I know you from somewhere? Welcome to the forums Evenstar! Its about time you got your butt over here.
Zee Zee Zee...little Ms. Zee....I think Evenstar might already be a fan of yours. At least I'm pretty sure you're on her flist. I guess that could mean she's an anti-fan. But little Evenstar is too sweet to be a crazed stalker one-star fairy!
Well I won't bother you with the Nazgul speech that we gave your sisters...you are hearby warned of the OSA Nine, SLM's special cookies, and spit/spew warnings. Stop drinking before reading Ghetto's posts. Its for the best. Also be wary of Inglor...just in general.
Glad you dropped into the gutter with us! Now go tell your sister about my fics so I don't have to them like Zee did and look like a hypocrit hehe. In case you forgot - Elf and Future King and Paradox of the Fourth Age. Not that I am pimping. *whistles innocently* |
How could I forget your stories Al, My sis and I have read them together. Love ya Al. 
Yes Zee I am a fan of your stories just have not had the time to review yet, but I will.
No one should drink whilst reading Ghetto's fics.
Glad to be in the gutter with the rest of my osa sistas
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evenstar5
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:50 am Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | ZeeDrippyVessel wrote: |
Innocent my arse! If you're innocent... I'm a virgin.
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So Micheal is immaculate conception? :shock: COOL! |
I agree with Zee on that Al, you ain't no innocent. I am not too sweet. i enjoy reading about a good shag as the next person. Tomorrow I am going to post my first two stories so keep a look out fellow Smut Queen.
:wink: :lolsign:
now I am owta here :gottago: |
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Rhapsody
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:02 am Post subject: |
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Did you break the smiley's Evenstar?
Ah well, now that you asked, welcome here! 
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:14 am Post subject: Re: I am evenstar (forgot to do my intro months ago) |
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| Ottis413 wrote: | | evenbetterpornstar5 wrote: | I love naked elves and consider myself a smut queen.
hannon le mellon nin
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Hey! That sounds like a challange! Bring on the prOn
Who currently holds the bejooled crown? (Corset?) I think I saw Getmygunelleth and Silverwhodoesshethinksheislady wresteling over in in the alley behind the OSA gym!! CHICK FIGHT! |
She stole my Nutella!!! It goes with the diamond-studded leather bustier and crop
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NeumeIndil
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:46 am Post subject: |
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Hi.
Neu
P.S.: For a good smutbiscuit (Eowyn/Faramir) try FairlightMuse's The Potent Potion http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=1940 Caution, boarderline rough stuff.
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Alassante
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:03 am Post subject: |
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| Ottis-Nazgul #6 wrote: | Hey! That sounds like a challange! Bring on the prOn
Who currently holds the bejooled crown? (Corset?) I think I saw Getmygunelleth and Silverwhodoesshethinksheislady wresteling over in in the alley behind the OSA gym!! CHICK FIGHT! |
Need some Jello Ottis?
| SilverMooning Nazgul #6-Pretty NazgulLady wrote: |
She stole my Nutella!!! It goes with the diamond-studded leather bustier and crop |
Do you smear it on? Or just hold the jar in a stratgetically placed area?
| even-innocent-little-stars-are-against-me-now wrote: | | I agree with Zee on that Al, you ain't no innocent. |
WHAT EVER ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I am the innocent Nazgul.
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SilverMoonLady
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:09 am Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: |
| SilverMooning Nazgul #6-Pretty NazgulLady wrote: |
She stole my Nutella!!! It goes with the diamond-studded leather bustier and crop |
Do you smear it on? Or just hold the jar in a stratgetically placed area?
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Depends on the company!
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| even-innocent-little-stars-are-against-me-now wrote: | | I agree with Zee on that Al, you ain't no innocent. |
WHAT EVER ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I am the innocent Nazgul. |
*tips Al's halo* Hey!!! This thing's a fake! Lookit! It left gold glitter on my fingers!
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